Greatest Valedictorian Speech Ever! by Alaine Caudle Of Doniphan West High School

[democracy1st]

Run time: 06:01 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3-W1JbsGc   Posted on YouTube: May 23, 2011 By YouTube Member: sqwerl23 Views on YouTube: 77149   Posted on DU: May 25, 2011 By DU Member: democracy1st Views on DU: 2107

 
Future leaders of America!

Alaine Caudle at Doniphan West High School on May 21st, 2011.

My name's Alaine
I got a big brain
That's why I'm your
Valedictorian
Class of eleven
Lookin' like heaven
Cooler than everyone
Hotter than a hot dog bun

We're fine like flowers
We all take showers
Better than the rest
Ya we got zest
I don't got to talk about it
Ya you can see it
But if you want I'll be happy to repeat it

Repeat....

All eyes on us when we walk in
This is the class of eleven
Don't hate us cause we're awesome
Don't hate us cause we're awesome
Our walk, our talk, the way we dress
It's not our fault so please don't stress
Don't hate us cause we're awesome
Don't hate us cause we're awesome

Now do the graduation rock, rock, rock
Do the graduation rock, rock, rock
Do the graduation rock, rock, rock
All my classmates do the graduation rock, rock, rock
Do the graduation rock, rock, rock
Do the graduation rock, rock, rock
Do the graduation rock, rock, rock

Now where you at?

If you lookin' for us you can catch us
Cruising Main Street
Rollin on 15's
Just chillin' in the backseat
Underclassmen think were crazy cause we know how to get down
But really they're just jealous
Cause they don't get to wear this gown

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/24/greatest-valedictorian-speech-ever_n_866076.html

[neoralme]

1. That was so inappropriate I can't even find the words to describe it. A

totally wasted moment.

[zeemike]

5. I could think of a few words.

But I don't feel like being unkind today.
But I did not think it even funny, which I assume it was supposed to be.

[Tutankhamun]

2. Ummmmm...

"We're fine like flowers/We all take showers"

Deep.

[humanityisfree]

3. not the greatest ryhme

for the valedictorian...Just sayin'

[JusticeForAll]

4. fun...but truly awful...