MUST SEE: Boston police press conference pic

[entanglement]

:rofl:

[WindRavenX]

1. "See? We totally foiled a terrorist plot!"

god this is a joke.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

LOL.

Is Igniknot now, or has he ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

[originalpckelly]

2. Fucking idiots!

How could you think that was a fucking bomb? Are these fucking people brain dead?

[Evergreen Emerald]

3. I can't help but laugh

Ohmygod that is funny.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. LOL

I just noticed the rubber gloves.

Maybe that sign's got the anthrax.

[Squatch]

4. What complete terror-mongering assholes.

[slutticus]

8. "No one can defeat the Quad Laser"

Jumping is useless.

[gatorboy]

6. In other news, suspicious packages have been found attached to poles all across Boston

Martial law has been declared, and considering how many of these there are, Boston is going to be a little busy.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. 2?!

Oh shit! It's gonna go off!

:rofl:

[Squatch]

11. And they count down to zero! Just like a bomb.

[pinniped]

56. Don't forget those suspicious metal boxes chained to utility poles....

with a fat black wire protruding from it that stretches across the street.

People say they're used to count the cars passing over it but I dunno. I've seen them all over the place.:scared:

[Ian David]

9. I've seen stranger...

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. lol

"Oh yeah? How would YOU react if your city were threatened by an unknown number of these, whatever they are?"

[BuyingThyme]

12. Oh, man.. The surgical gloves are there to demonstrate

that the patients are running the asylum.

[entanglement]

17. "Hey, it could be a CHEMICAL bomb so we need gloves to protect us"

:rofl:

[Akoto]

13. Oh god, Igniknot is taking over!

:rofl:

[devilgrrl]

14. OMG!!!!! He's holding a BOMB!!!!!!!!

:eyes:

[BuyingThyme]

16. Good point. Shouldn't he be arrested?

This legal stuff is so confusing.

[Verde]

15. Found a picture of a Rural Terrorist bomb being made:

[Lex]

18. Numba One in the Hood, G.

nt

[gatorboy]

19. Thank you, Boston.

I was actually having a pretty crappy day but this pic makes it all better. The somber looks are priceless. :rofl:

[killbotfactory]

20. Can you see that Boston?

He's doing it as hard as he can.

[npincus]

21. even better: the MSM is digitizing the "F-finger" on the cartoon...

because it's an "obscene gesture"! I guess the broadcaster didn't figure it out in time for this pic....

[gatorboy]

22. Are they seriously digitizing it out?

Oh, God we're doomed. Soon we'll be reverting back to salamanders

[bananas]

54. Yes, pictures in the thread "Janet Jackson's breast will never, ever die."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x103564

[flobee1]

23. I have a theroy.....

I'll call it the "alice's resturaunt' theroy

The Boston police saw an opprotunity to make themselves look like heroes.
the crime of the century might be happening, and they would be the ones to thwart it and save the world!
Officer Opie takes his 27 8 x 10 color glossy photo's and uses all kinds of cop equipment that hasn't been used in years.

But in the end, it was just Arlo in his VW microbus
Alice came by and posted the 2500 bail and they went and partied.



You would think that someone in that photo would have heard that song before, and wouldv'e been embarrassed by the irony of it all

[Bucky]

59. Please notice they're all wearing hair styles from the 70s

[tabasco]

24. No freaking way is this reality I am in.

Oh no. This can't be happening.

[jelly]

41. Oh, yes. Yes it is.

Enjoy your stay. ;-)

[TheCowsCameHome]

25. *KA-BOOM*

[Nutmegger]

26. Damn Iranians.

:nuke:

[gatorboy]

29. Iranians?

A guy with a Tom Cruise haircut and Rob Zombie shut down Boston.

We are so screwed.

[Nutmegger]

31. Bush Inc will try to pin anything on Iran.

People were scared, blame Iran.

[gatorboy]

33. I'm just saying that if this is all it takes to shut down an entire metropolitan area.

Then Iranians are the least of our worries. A pack of friggin poodles could probably take over. :P

[Nutmegger]

34. LOL I gotcha.

:hi:

[americanstranger]

27. We immobilized a major city for hours...

...and all I got was this lousy Mooninite.

- as

[ima_sinnic]

28. this is a marketing gimmick that exceeded all expectations!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force went from a small cult thing to national notoriety in the space of about 12 hours--and the cost of that might end up being relatively small, considering the boost in viewership, or at least in "brand awareness."

[mike_c]

30. be series, folks-- that thing has a CIRCUIT BOARD....

Fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear.

[killbotfactory]

32. IT HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO MAKE AN IED!!!!

except explosives...

[gatorboy]

36. But it's got wires, man!

WWIIIRREEESSS!!!!



AARRGGGHHH!!!!

[jelly]

45. Wires, just . . . dangling. Exposed. MENACING.

[killbotfactory]

50. And batteries!

And lights!

[jelly]

55. And lights, but not just lights -- "Light Emitting Diodes"

:scared:

[arcos]

35. And batteries! and wires!! nt

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

37. They're worse than the Manson family...

if you ask me.

[jelly]

38. Those things have been on YouTube for months.

They represent an evolved applied use of the "LED throwie." This video was featured a few months back on YouTube's main page:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH_rQRKCrLs&mode=related&search=

Which led me to watch the following related videos.

This first is especially recommended - it's beautiful, featuring music by Jose Gonzalez:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iC3Lh6XaOc&mode=related&search=

The second is a "how-to" demonstration of how to make an LED Throwie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNSH_AUjths&mode=related&search=

[Feron]

39. LMAO

I also like this picture:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

42. Jesus.

What's the deal, Boston?

[tridim]

49. It's almost too bad Adult Swim apologized last night

Because they could have had a field day with this stuff in their bumpers.

[lpbk2713]

40. All your tairists are belong to us.

Once again the universe is saved from destruction.


(Here)



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Renew Deal]

43. That "Boston Police" sign is straight out of robocop.

:hide:

[struggle4progress]

44. "They told me I had to be at this press conference or I'd lose my job" enthusiasm

[Stu DeBeouf]

46. I wish I could see their backs....

There's nothing more beautiful on a cold-ass Feb. day than a stripe of bright yellow.

[LostInAnomie]

47. What a proud moment for them

Fucking clowns.

[rug]

48. Political Science 2007

+


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[EVDebs]

51. Only one word for Bostonians....Ptech. nt

[reality based]

52. Boo!

[goodhue]

53. that could be a dangerous device stealthily disguised

by terrorists like these . . .

[Morgana LaFey]

57. I think this whole thing is the perfect metaphor for the War on Terror

It's all a bunch of make believe. Like cartoons.

[cosmicdot]

58. is it FARK or is it memorex?

Who needs Mad Magazine?

it's like a snapshot down the rabbit hole ... Bu$h Bizarro World

the farce in real time


The Daily Show hardly needs 'writers' when things like this write itself.