The White House Chef thread made me wonder about something:

[QMPMom]

Given the fact that * has the taste buds of a toddler, has anyone ever checked out his shoes?

I mean, does he wear shoes with laces he has to tie or is he still in the Velcro stage?

:evilgrin:

[sweetheart]

1. are you insulting shoe tiers?

Mr. Bush clearly has his shoes tied by washington shoe tiers local 394 members,
who get paid 200 dollars per knot. Velcro closers 292 gets 100 dollars per crunch
and the reason we pay bush so much is that he has to change shoes several times a
day 'cuz of all the shit.... its thick, apparently. ;-)

One day, every person will be able to get a college doctorate in shoe tying, and only
a PH.D. in shoe tying will be scientifically adept enough to tie the master's boots.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. Yes but is he toilet trained?

Is he able to go poopy all by himself or does someone, namely Condi have to wipe?