BUSH: 'I Like LOW Expectations'

[kpete]

Bush: 'I like low expectations'

WASHINGTON, Feb. 2 (UPI) -- U.S. President George Bush told the NHL champion Carolina Hurricanes Friday he likes to be "around people that keep expectations low."

Bush congratulated the 2005-06 Stanley Cup winners at the White House, noting the team was ranked 28 out of 30 at the beginning of last season.

"I like to be around people that keep expectations low," Bush said. "Instead of listening to the prognosticators, this team had a 112-point season. They had 52 wins. They win the Stanley Cup. They're here at the White House. Congratulations to you."

Also at the East Room ceremony were former North Carolina Republican Sens. Elizabeth Dole and Richard Burr and Rep. Jim Koble, who was sporting a championship hat.

"I thought you might be wearing that to cover up your bald head," Bush quipped.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20070202-045331-7361r

[rusty_parts2001]

1. Bush always comes through

He loves to belittle people as well. What a chump!

[SpiralHawk]

3. I see Commander AWOL is indulging his BALD man fetish. Again

It is a matter of public record that a notorious bald male prostitute -- Jeff Gannon -- visited George AWOL Bush's White House over 200 times, according to the official Secret Service records.

Is it just coincidence that the male prostitute liked to pretend he was a military hero? When in fact he was just another republicon chickenhawk who never served his country -- but who was eager to send other people off on a mission of republicon Nation Building and Oil and munitions War Profiteering?

I think not.

What's THAT bald male chickenhawk prostitute THING all about, Commander AWOL?

[lonestarnot]

5. Heh heh heh!

Good!

[opihimoimoi]

2. Bushies expectations is so low ...GOD has cut communications with him. She is pissed

that Bush is deaf to Her Commands.....

[Aviation Pro]

4. He likes low expectations....

...in order to rise to the challenge of going lower.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. LATEST BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! G.W. Bush tells the truth for the first time

in his life!!!!

[spanone]

7. AMERICANS DON'T

[WinkyDink]

8. And the key words are.......BALD HEAD!!!!! Ask me if I'm kidding.

No, I'm not.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

9. former sens dole and burr?

[LeftishBrit]

10. That's understandable ...

the only expectations he'd be able to fulfil are right on the floor.

And is Senator Dole really already 'former'? It would be nice, but I thought that she was still around.