Can you imagine what the tapes sound like from the Oval Office

[Aviation Pro]

BOLTEN: Mr. President, we have to accept the fact that McConnell can't muster the votes to filibuster the resolution.

VPOTUS: (Expletive deleted) 'em. We can goddamn do what we feel like doing.

SECSTATE: The situation continues to deteriorate, Dick. I can't continue this scheme, it's gone beyond the tipping point.

VPOTUS: Look, Condi, I don't think you understand the magnitude of what we're doing, and....

SECSTATE: Mr. President, this is madness. Listening to Dick is like reading a very bad primer about Vietnam. The military situation has deteriorated to the point....

VPOTUS: Condi, shut the (expletive deleted) up. We'll let you know when we want your wrong opinion.

BOLTEN: Mr. President, you have to come to the table with Congress. Conyers is getting ready to blow the whole thing apart and I don't think the VP fully understands how vulnerable he is at this point.

VPOTUS: (Expletive deleted) you, Bolten, you little pup, why do you think I've dismissed the Secret Service and replaced them with our friends from North Carolina? Trust me, those little pissants are scared to death.

POTUS: COWARDS, (Expletive deleted) COWARDS! (Expletive deleted) THEM ALL! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THE COUNTRY! ME, NOBODY ELSE!

.....to be continued.

[HereSince1628]

1. I think there'd be more expletives deleted and more of Cheenee lecturing Shrub

But your script has a good start.

[Aviation Pro]

4. Probably....

...I'm trying to work Rove in there but he's so MIA right now it's tough to do.

[Olney Blue]

5. Rove is a failure- now the chimp will be roasting on a spit at the

Democratic retreat.....some political "architect"

[Aviation Pro]

7. I agree....

...how does one take a President with a 90% approval rating and turn it into 28% and be called a "genius" is beyond me. Perhaps, as one of my children would say, they live in opposite world.

[Jim Sagle]

18. Be sure to roast Rove as well. I hope someone brings an apple for his mouth.

[LiberalFighter]

9. He might be whispering in POTUS's ear?

[Olney Blue]

2. You must have been a fly on the wall- this is great!

[Aviation Pro]

3. Thank you...

....

[Jim Warren]

6. I'm having trouble making them out

The Gilligan's Island theme music from the reruns is drowning out the voice.

[Virginia Dare]

15. Not to mention the hum of the shredding machines...n/t

[JohnnyLib2]

8. You've brought memories of the 'smoking gun' Nixon tapes..............

This could be more accurate than we even want to think.

Great post! Recommended.

[Aviation Pro]

10. Thank you...

....

[Dhalgren]

11. Write more! That was getting good!

[Aviation Pro]

13. Thanks....

...I plan to.

[Hepburn]

12. K&R...I love it! n/t

[quiet.american]

14. This is great, but it's hard to imagine Rice speaking anything resembling truth. n/t

[Aviation Pro]

19. I was thinking that of all of them that Rice is the weakest....

...in terms of her own survival. She talks big in the locker room but she doesn't have the stomach for the real politik that these guys play with on the field.

[quiet.american]

26. Hmn -- Rice has exhibited no sign of a conscience as far as I can see.

I cannot give her any benefit of the doubt.

[poiuytsister]

16. Excellant

Please Sir, may I have another?

[Beelzebud]

17. You forgot to notate the cocaine snorting between sentences.

[SoCalDem]

20. c'mon Condi...Pull my finger

hehhehhehheheh

[HCE SuiGeneris]

21. K & R'd -- hurry... I want the next edition!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Aviation Pro]

22. Part 2....

DR TUBBS: There, Mr. President, that should bring you down. Thank you Mr. Bolten for the call.

BOLTEN: You're welcome Colonel, things got a little testy here.

VPOTUS: (Unintelligable)

VPOTUS: Get that (expletive deleted) Snow in here and if he starts whining again....

BOLTEN: He's under enormous pressure Mr. Vice President. The press is eating him alive. Have you seen the daily recap from Froomkin's blog lately? It reads like dark comedy and his statements may put us on shaky legal grounds.

VPOTUS: How many (expletive deleted) times do I have to explain this to you? The press doesn't matter. I served up Scooter to them as a diversion and that little (expletive) knows that if he sings his whole family will become rumour.

POTUS: (Unitelligable)

BOLTEN: I spoke to Gonzales....

VPOTUS: (Expletive deleted) that lispy, little (characterization). Leave him out of the loop and just let him write some more tortuous language to delay the Democrats. Now get Snow in here.

SNOW: Mr. President.....

VPOTUS: Over here Tony, the President is resting.

SNOW: I can't fend off these jackals, they're ripping me a new (anatomical reference) everyday and I just come off sounding like an idiot.

VPOTUS: Now you look here, you little (anatomical reference), we specifically brought you in here because you're supposed to have some kind of credibility with these mother(expletive deleted). Now go do your (expletive deleted) job or maybe those pictures will surface.

POTUS: Is it time for my bike ride yet?

BOLTEN: Yes, Mr. President, everyone is prepositioned in Beltsville. Enjoy your ride.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

23. Glued to the set...

:applause:
psst (Gonzales) though...

[Aviation Pro]

24. Yes, dammit....

...I hate it when I just assume and don't check.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

27. Been there numerous times... only to have some here

rip me a new (expletive body part). Very entertaining script unfolding -- I think you're on to something!

[EvolveOrConvolve]

25. You missed the end of the conversation

POTUS: {farts} {giggles}