CNN: McCain Has Only $250,000 Left. BWAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

[BlooInBloo]

After paying bills with his $2 million on hand, he's down to a pittance.

Bye bye.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/07/12/mccain-campaign-running-out-of-money/


EDIT: Found a link.

[npincus]

1. he could've paid Scooter's fine!

[tridim]

Damn, you beat me to it.

McCain is a first class loser.

Remember when people used to respect him? It wasn't all that long ago.

[Bluebear]

2. He can buy a few heterosexual sweaters with it and sink into oblivion. nt

[BurtWorm]

7. Throw in some diapers and blow jobs from cops and he can throw a hot Republican party.

:party:

[Rosemary2205]

3. stick a fork in him.

he's done.

I'll be surprised if he even get re-elected to the senate.

[DesertRat]

4. But unfortunately he'll continue to be my Senator.

:puke:

[youthere]

5. Well if his presidential run is any indication...

he may not be your senator for long.*fingers crossed*

[cui bono]

6. Run against him!

:woohoo:

[churchofreality]

8. Lost 2 Iowa staffers too. Done

[alphafemale]

9. In a way I'm really sad. Ages ago he WAS heroic.

He was a guy with the mindset to say one thing with his mouth and to send a message with his blinks in morse code. T-O-R-T-U-R-E

I almost want to watch his eyes and see if he's sending another subliminal message.

But there's nothing behind the eyes anymore.

[Cruzan]

15. He was the only one in the Republican debates with the right answer about torture -- it's wrong and

it doesn't work. I'll miss him for that.

[Hubert Flottz]

19. "But there's nothing behind the eyes anymore."

There is a man there who is too much of a coward to do his job he swore on the Bible he would do. "Uphold and Defend the Constitution of the United States Of America, against ALL enemies Foreign Or Domestic." The other GOP congress men and women are cowards too. How could ANY American not see the wrong in the things the Bush administration have done? John and his friends in Washington, make me sick to my stomach.

[no_hypocrisy]

10. Hey, John. Don't spend it all in one place.

[Ishoutandscream2]

11. John, you had to tie yourself to the Chimp

John, John, John. What were you thinking?

[Ezlivin]

12. Why doesn't he go shopping in Tikrit or Baghdad?

He could get some real deals there now that the place is, like, totally safe.

[SoCalDem]

13. I bet the schmucks who donated feel good about now..NOT!

But hey.. sweaters are expensive these days :)

[JuniperLea]

20. He could use that other DC tactic...

Shop and shoplift at Target... return to another...

I'm betting Wal Mart would work too.

[Hubert Flottz]

14. Maybe Poppy and Unka Dick and Bandar Bush will pitch in?

Joe Lieberman might be good for a couple of dollars too.

Edit...How about some old time 15 cent burgers fries and shake fundraisers...it worked for Burger Chef and Jeff!

The Shit Talk Express is out of gas and at $3.50 a gallon, it don't look good John.

[LostInAnomie]

16. Cheer up, John. With that kind of money you could get 12,500 blow jobs from Rep. Bob Allen (R).

He might even give you a discount if you wear your "gay" sweater.

[WildEyedLiberal]

17. This post is a thing of beauty

:rofl: times infinity

[churchofreality]

18. Outstanding!

[originalpckelly]

22. Are you saying he can still get ahead? Gee, I hope he doesn't blow it.

That would really suck.

:P

[racaulk]

23. OMFG!!!

This is, without a doubt, the funniest post I have seen on DU in a long time! There's no way I can improve upon or respond to your post, all I can do is laugh!

:rofl: :spray:

[alphafemale]

25. shwing!

:yourock:

[sniffa]

21. even graveL may one day top that amount

hopefuLLy, it's gravel vs. mccain.

[SoCalDem]

24. he might as well have one kick-ass party and call it a night

He's toast.

[DefenseLawyer]

26. Ah remember the Halcyon Days

When the campaign could afford flak jackets for the entire staff.

[lonestarnot]

27. Put him on the corner with a tin can that says, Money for a Warmonger.

See how much he collects.

[Dulcinea]

28. No surprise there.

I can just hear him saying, "I coulda been a contenda."

[Javaman]

29. Now if thompson could follow him. nt