The Michael Chertoff Advisory System

[RedEarth]

[Bitwit1234]

1. Nailed it!!!!!!!!

I have a remedy for the orange alert....zantac, tums, mylanta, or pepcid

[underpants]

2. Severe Willies

:rofl:

[liberal N proud]

3. It wouldn't be any dumber than the system we currently have

:rofl:

[Catchawave]

4. Keep Chertoff away from hot chili peppers !

Those Severe Willies can come without warning :evilgrin:

[smoogatz]

5. Chertoff should be required by law to fly commercial

and use public transportation whenever possible. Then we'd see about that gut feeling.

[shireen]

6. i thought this was the Chertoff "gut system" ....

(source: http://yucky.discovery.com/flash/roaches/pg000214.html)