Dan Quayle is running for President!

[blueinindiana]

He hopes to win ove the values voter crowd.





...joke

[Beelzebud]

1. LOL I was hoping that was serious. That would be comedy mana from heaven. :D

[blueinindiana]

3. Yeah i agree.....

PS also great job!

Yesterday I posted that Alana Keyes was running for President and said ti was ajoke but people still believed it.

[Horse with no Name]

2. Ahhh to have a President that his only problem is that he can't spell potato (e)

These Republican's don't hold education to a very high standard do they?

[dogday]

12. As long as he can spell "OIL"

he will do :hi:

[originalpckelly]

13. You mean oyle?

:P

[porphyrian]

4. He's bush's speech coach. - n/t

[Lerkfish]

5. um...not a very funny joke, sorry.

:wtf:

[GreenTea]

6. NO, he hopes to get a few million dollars in donations, drop out, & then keep a few million to

continue his cushy little life...Also the little ex-VP Dan will get to be in the spotlight once gain for a little while, mostly it's about raking in a few million dollars for himself...even the idiot Quayle knows he can't win...Most of these fuckers aren't hard to figure out.

[meldroc]

7. P-o-t-a-t... Aw, c'mon, guys, let's go golfing!!!

[BuyingThyme]

8. Actually, he might have a shot at the nomination.

I'm getting behind this movement.

[racaulk]

9. That reminds me, I think I'll have a baked potatoe for dinner.

:evilgrin:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

10. YAY! Potatos Four Quayil........

The spelling bee votes are his for the taking!

[originalpckelly]

11. Wasn't Dick Cheney trying to shoot him and hit Harry Whittington instead?

:shrug:

[Phredicles]

14. I've always thought that Bush the Elder picked Mr. Potatoe Head as

his running mate because it was the closest he could realisitcally come to selecting his own son (pick which one).

Dr. Freud would definitely have a field day with the whole Bush Crime Family.

[LaPera]

15. Quayle is either saying, "looky here I'm willfully ready to be your new puppet

and spokesman for the corporate powers, I'm a whore and always will be your republican whore, please use & exploit me". Or is it simply, old Quayle just wants the money .

Is it possible bird-brain Dan believes he really has something to say, that he has all the answers for the poor, the middle class, the soldiers and the workers problems in this country?

Don't make me throw up!

[Benhurst]

16. To be fair, he's smarter, better educated and a better man than

what stole his way into the Oval Office in 2001.

Why shouldn't Republicans vote for him? Have they anybody better?

[Jackpine Radical]

17. You had every cartoonist on the board drooling

& sharpening their crayons.

[thereismore]

18. it's people like you that make me want to quit DU.

...joke.




...not.