If CAPTIONS come, can spring be far behind?? . . . Then please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: “Their heads are full of hatred ideas and their hearts with ambiguation. Their spiritual lives and bodies are poisoned with intentful extremism. Their radical brand of Islamic worship is not prayed to by moderating Mulsims, but only the few of the minority that think the way they think they do. But their ideas of radical thinking are augmentitive with confusion. They can’t straight think!”

[panader0]

1. Oooo, I should have used Preparation-H!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. W sez . . .

"Come to think of it, ah can't straight think, mahself! Heh-heh. Maybe ah'm gonna be a Mooslem someday. Not! They won't let my friend Jimmy Beam thru the door! Heh. Heh-heh."

[krispos42]

3. "How do they get the jiggle in the Jell-O???" n/t

[teamster633]

4. It's not fair to start a caption thread with an unbeatable caption.

That "quote" is so twisted you'd think only shrub himself could have come up with it. You didn't crib that from some obscure transcript did you?

[skip fox]

5. I was channel surfing.

(Like Shirley McLean with a remote.)