What item would you have taped down onto Rove's car?

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[sinkingfeeling]

1. A copy of the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution. I doubt if KKKarl has ever read

either.

[JuniperLea]

2. Ugh...

I have all manner of foul and disgusting decoration racing through my mind now! Thanks... ugh...

After getting over that... I'm thinking a copy of the full Constitution... with all the parts he has ignored highlighted. Page after page... taped one at a time...

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26. on the windshield

[Klukie]

3. A picture of his mother....

With a quote bubble that said "Karl I'm really disappointed"

[C_U_L8R]

4. Parking Tickets

[annabanana]

5. Rove.. . . . . . . eom

[krispos42]

16. pause, think, then ROFL!!!! n/t

[Perry Logan]

6. 5 million e-mails from Satan.

[blogslut]

7. His supoena

In fact, I would have had a copy of it painted right onto the body of the automobile.

[TahitiNut]

8. An elephant turd with a plastic flower stuck into it.

:shrug:

[sicksicksick_N_tired]

14. HA!!! Turd blossom!!!!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

9. An orange jumpsuit and a picture of Jack Abramoff. n/t

[CottonBear]

10. His gay, adoptive dad's solid gold cock ring. n/t

[Beausoir]

11. Those WMD's.

[sicksicksick_N_tired]

12. Pictures of the war-torn Iraqi children.

Not that he cares one wit but, maybe, those who see them on his car would care.

[mainegreen]

13. I'd have put a Wendys milkshake in his cup holder.

Frame the bastard.

[radfringe]

15. bush to the front bumper

and cut the break lines

[krispos42]

17. His testicles

I would have used epoxy instead, though. Stronger.

[DavidDvorkin]

18. A tracking device

[annabanana]

20. GOOD one!. . . . . n/t

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29. So we'll find out where Ken Lay really is.

[AngryAmish]

19. semtex

[tanyev]

21. A surveillance camera.

[Warpy]

22. One of those vials of phosgene?

Seriously, the only thing I want that man to get as a parting gift is a subpoena followed by a trial followed by prison.

[deminks]

23. His security clearance - shredded.

I hope they have changed the locks, so to speak.

[Perry Logan]

24. A cute little hamster.

[lonestarnot]

25. a cat box with nice new sand.

[lpbk2713]

27. 3,000 Obituaries ...... n/t

[stop the bleeding]

28. a conscious n/t

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

30. An arrest warrant n/t

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31. I'm surprised nobody said "Larry Craig"

[BoneDaddy]

32. A cleveland steamer