So called repressed people who decry bigotry really irritate me, so I just want to withold support

[bettyellen]

to their causes right now ..... and of course, explain that this is entirely their own fault- for making their cause so unattractive to me.
Gosh i'm asked to walk on eggshells and they don't think they even have to ask nicely for basic human rights. Sheesh. Why do they insist on my respect, because it just forces me to withdraw all that completely silent support I kept locked deep inside me.

I'd support them 100% if they never looked at me funny, or required me to make an iota of effort. I'd be there in a fucking heartbeat.
Maybe someday when there's a GBLT version of Martin Luther KIng, I'll jump on the train and stop telling fag jokes, mostly because my friends won't laugh anymore, we're sheeple when it comes to these things. It's the zeitgeist, not me. But until that day, leave me alone to scratch my balls and laugh at you for being second class, and because you annoy me for even wanting respect.



(most of you can tell this is sarcastic, but unfortunately, there's nothing here that hasn't been expressed this week on these boards.)

[Dr.Phool]

1. That critter offends me!

What will cats in red states think?

[bettyellen]

2. she's one angry kitty because i tell her to STFU all the time.....

*hint hint*

[MuseRider]

7. Get over it. n/t

[stillcool]

3. I find it necessary...

more often these days to abstain from DU. When I start seeing the traits of human behavior I hate the most...in me...it's time to go. Other 'discussion' sites await, but I have a hard time letting go of this place. So many have taught me so much, but most of them are no longer here. Perhaps I've stayed too late at this party.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. You absolutely fucking rock!

:toast:

[bettyellen]

8. hey didn't i comfort you between bong hits once?

yeah! that was my big lesbian experience, the one that makes me so fucking insightful....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Yeah, so you're like totally a lesbian now.

:rofl:

[bettyellen]

17. oh i just fake it a little now and again- because men love that shit... and i want to do everything

i can do to make them happy.
you know, that's going to make them respect me. You'll see!

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

23. I think George respects you

or was he paying too much attention to your ass? :evilgrin:

Lucky girl! I'd give anything for George to hit on me. :loveya: be & your electric blue kitty too!

dg

[bettyellen]

30. i'm going to close my eyes and think of mr clooney...

he flirted, but yeah.... i want a do over!

:hug:
:lovya:

[jonnyblitz]

5. !!!

:thumbsup:

[bettyellen]

6. is that an uppity gesture? because if you're gonna act like that well then.......

come sit next to me!
:loveya:

[jonnyblitz]

9. not like i haven't sat next to you before.

it's been awhile! :hug:

[bettyellen]

32. yes, even though you're gay i sat very close next to you.... i am a real gem, ain't I?

Quick! someone give me an award for being so cool about people being gay in my presence.

[JackBeck]

10. Your post reminds me

of why I am so glad Rosa Parks gave her seat up and moved to the back of the bus.

She sure did know her place. She kept her mouth shut, knew that she acquired all the rights she ever needed, and kept her big mouth shut.

[bettyellen]

12. she asked so nicely and because of that, everything was better!

a lesson to all the "so called minorities", they should play nice, or the toys will be taken away!

[JackBeck]

13. I'm glad we're learning the same lessons when it comes to our "so called" minority.

I'll be sure to pass it on to the kids, since they never get picked on, nor do GLBT kids have high suicide rates or anything. Hey, I think I actually agree with Reagan. Didn't he talk about "tickle down" something or another?

[bettyellen]

14. those kids have got to "get over it" and make happy for the man! he's had a hard day at work

but maybe if we tape the kids mouths shut, pretty ourselves up and crawl over to him with a sixer, we can get him to give us a little something.

[JackBeck]

16. Add a bottle of Jaegermeister to that sixer

and he'll be playing for my side!

[bettyellen]

18. 6 pack away from gay? bwaaaah!

andy stephenson told me about that web site.

[JackBeck]

31. Years of working in a gay bar

have lead me to the same conclusion.

[Karenina]

11. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Maven]

19. You forgot--we're also suppressing your FREE SPEECH!

Just like the RWers do.

Of course, none of this would be a problem if we just accepted our place so we could laugh at ourselves.

[bettyellen]

20. and pls don't expect a respectful dialog about this, cause that wouldn't amuse me and it

wouldn;t really improve the quality of MY life either, so please keep it down.
and i have posted nice things about you people before, you ingrate!

[Maven]

21. I'm so sorry!

I hope we don't lose the next election for you. ;)

[Maven]

24. Wait a minute. Could this thread be...

SATIRE?

I just can't recognize the stuff, you know.

[bettyellen]

28. it is obviously about the MSM!!! and also, how some of my best friends are gay

and i've already been nice to them.

[bettyellen]

25. :)

[Solly Mack]

22. Teehee

:applause:

[donco6]

26. I call for a hiatus in the fight against bigotry.

After all, if we think about anything other than stopping the war, we're focused on "fluff" issues.

So, I recommend you all just take some Tai Kwan Do lessons. Butch up, you pansies!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. If you want people to butch up, I suggest they take something other than Tae Kwon Do.

Tae Kwon Do: The Martial Art for Pansies

[donco6]

39. LOL! Shows how much I know.

At least I spelled it right!

[Bluebear]

27. Absolutely brilliant. nt

[omega minimo]

29. Is that you, Archie Bunker?

:bounce::bounce:

[nam78_two]

33. Awesome.......K&R

Sadly at first I thought it was serious, given some of what has been posted here in all seriousness...

[Zhade]

34. Kick/rec for the MUTHAFUCKIN TRUTH!

NT!

[k_jerome]

35. definitely not winning me over to any causes with this....

not doing a very good job bringing me to some side or the other either.

[donco6]

41. How about this?

Oh PLEASE, PLEASE help us to gain our rights. Even though they are rights and should not have to be begged for . . . we do it anyway! Because that's the kind of people we are.

We PROMISE to be good and not offend anyone ever ever again! In fact, we promise not to offend anyone by pointing out offensive bigotry, which might cause them to have to think for a minute about whether they may be harboring bigoted thoughts. That might offend THEM! So we won't ever do that again, either.

And we PROMISE not to become the least bit upset with anyone ever again if they post what some might say are outright bigoted posts. Because it may only be bigoted from our perspective, and we have to honor the rights of those who wish to post such things. Even if they are hurtful to us - we will NEVER EVER complain again.

We acknowledge that others know what is offensive to us, even better than we know it ourselves.

Now, as brother to brother in this utterly emasculated struggle for rights that should be ours already, will you join with us?

[k_jerome]

42. sorry, i'm gonna have to wait and see how non-gays react...

can't trust the judgement of the minority in these cases. your "cause" needs to be sanctioned before i can join "your side"

[bettyellen]

48. um, still trying to figure out if "repression" exists?!?

[k_jerome]

54. i personally would like to see more input from other than the victims of such "repression"...

minorities defining discrimination is insane.

[sniffa]

36. i Love you

:loveya:

sad this thread didn't rocket to the top of the greatest page Like that other piece of crap did.

[bettyellen]

38. "so called repressed" minorities! i WISH i could make this shit up.....

the repressed bit, is, i think is a freudian slip or the pinkest lace

super dooper mwaaaah!

[jonnyblitz]

44. you must be referring to the "assholes on parade" thread

with 30 some odd recommends.

[philosophie_en_rose]

40. I knew it!

The secret to change is to never challenge anyone to acknowledge, change, or learn about injustice!

Because if we just leave things be, things will always change for the better.

Right?

Spontaneous de-douchebaggery is bound to occur!


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:sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm:

[bettyellen]

47. Spontaneous de-douchebaggery

what the world needs now!
LOL!!

[keepCAblue]

43. K&R #20 n/t

[Stephanie]

45. I can't HEAR you!

Please sit down, shut up, and move to the back of the bus. Can't you see you're BOTHERING me? I don't want to hear about YOU. Only ME ME ME ME ME.

:hi:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

46. ...

:loveya:

:yourock:

how are you?

[bettyellen]

49. heeey how;s my future kitty doctor??

:lveya:
mwaaaaaah!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

50. Im so upset I missed you and Jess and Karen!

I was home taking care of my mom after shoulder surgery and I got ur message when I got back to the city. boo me. x(

Im ok, school is intense...how about yourself?

[bettyellen]

51. i hate to tell you, but you missed a lot of fun!

i had the best time with karen and jess for their 1st anniversary of shacking up!!
mygosh, they are sooo happy and that was great to see! i have been a total bore... work work work! bleeech!
we have to put our heads together with blitz and plan a mini reunion. ;)

[jonnyblitz]

52. i thought i heard my name mentioned...

:hi:

[bettyellen]

53. this thread has the best people hovering round it. :*

:hi:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

56. ha

:hi:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

55. awwww, im so upset now

:cry:

well me you and blitz def! :D