If Cheney testifies in the Libby case, will he tell the truth?

[Poiuyt]

Normally, I would expect someone who is under oath to tell the truth, but Cheney is different. I've never seen anyone lie with such impunity and authority as he does. I mean, the guy can look you straight in the eye and tell you that the sky is blue, and he'll say it with such an air of conviction that you'd believe him. Personally, I wouldn't trust a word he says whether it's under oath or not.

I just wonder if he'll burn his hand if he has to swear on a Bible.

[Prophet 451]

1. Is Cheney CAPABLE of telling the truth? n/t

[caligirl]

2. lets hope Fitz brings a HUGE bible.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Will Cheney prevaricate under oath?

Does the ursine mammal defecate in the arboreal biome?

[NanceGreggs]

4. He hasn't told the truth about anything up 'til now ...

... I don't see any reason why he won't just "Stay the Course".

[ladym55]

5. Wow, Cheney tell the truth ...

That boggles the mind. Has that happened in recent history?

Has it EVER happened????

Inquiring minds want to know. :shrug:

[Dracos]

6. HELL NO

he will not tell the truth he doesn't know how to tell the truth,& he wouldn't know what a Bible is.

[WillyT]

7. I Dunno... If A War Criminal Testifies In A Courthouse...

does it make a sound???

:shrug:

[Swamp Rat]

8. ***crickets***

[stellanoir]

9. doubt it

let the truth prevail

[donheld]

10. Will he have to move his lips?

Some people can't chew gum and walk at the same time, Mr Cheney can't move his lips and tell the truth at the same time.

[Missy Vixen]

11. As I saw on an earlier thread,

Mr. Goliath -- oops, Cheney -- meet the man that will surely defeat you with a slingshot, a small rock, and the truth.



Julie

[Ino]

12. Not only will he lie...

but he'll give Fitzgerald THE LOOK -- the cold, intimidating, I'd-like-to-shoot-your-face-off look -- like he gave Wolf Blitzer.