Oh Dammit !!! - The Freepers Caught Us Again !!! (re: MoveOn Donations)

[WillyT]

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To: DickieFlatts

Allow me to “deconstruct” thier “model” for raising money. Most of the donators are either government-employees, students who are federal-loan recipients, and or entitlement dead-beats. Thus, the percentage of MoveOn.Org donators have salaries/incomes that are directly tied to increases in taxation/goverment spending.

Right now, they donate portions of their incomes (which are really just your and my tax dollars) to MoveOn.Org in order to elect more socialist politicians. You see, you and I would invest in stocks and or mutual funds to create wealth for ourselves via the free market. These kooks veiw their donations to MoveOn.Org as investments. Trust me, the fully expect a return on that investment in the form of bigger tax-and-transfer programs from their favorite politicians.

7 posted on 09/21/2007 12:26:58 PM PDT by Bishop_Malachi (Liberal Socialism - A philosophy which advocates spreading a low standard of living equally.)

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To: Bishop_Malachi

You are correct. I surf over at DU from time to time. I am always amazed by the number of them that are just one step ahead of having to file bankrucpty or getting kicked out of their double wide for non-payment of rent; yet these loons always have $25 to $50 to send to moveon.org and DU.

That being said; I am saddened by the number of claimed high school teachers that post at the DU web site. These loons are teaching our kids!

11 posted on 09/21/2007 12:40:07 PM PDT by WBL 1952

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To: Bishop_Malachi

"Right now, they donate portions of their incomes (which are really just your and my tax dollars) to MoveOn.Org in order to elect more socialist politicians."

So then, basically....WE TAXPAYERS are funding and donating to MoveOn.Org....indirectly. That's just swell.

Taypayer revolt, anyone?

14 posted on 09/21/2007 12:50:35 PM PDT by XenaLee

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To: Bishop_Malachi

Don’t forget, in the 2004 cycle, 1/3 of thier cash came from OFFSHORE, NON-US Sources....

For the first time in our HISTORY, thanks to McCain-Feinglod, HUGE somes of foriegn cash are being used to influence our elections, and Democrats are sucking it up...

18 posted on 09/21/2007 1:17:50 PM PDT by tcrlaf (You can lead a Liberal to LOGIC, but you can't make it THINK)

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Link: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1900283/posts

I'd just like to thank all the hardworking freepers for my donations to MoveOn.Org, LOL!!!

:evilgrin:

[valerief]

1. I feel like such an oddball.

<<Most of the donators are either government-employees, students who are federal-loan recipients, and or entitlement dead-beats. >>

I'm none of the above.

[NastyRiffraff]

5. Me too

Gee, I wonder how they know the demographics of DU? Wow, they must be smart! :sarcasm:

[Marr]

8. I would bet you $100 that Free Republic has alot more "entitlement deadbeats" on it's roster

than DU. They all have excuses, I'm sure.

[proud2BlibKansan]

106. I met a freeper who was on SSI

He had been hurt in a car accident and was living on the govt's dime while promoting everything republican and conservative. He just didn't get it and honestly believed that since he had worked and made contributions to SS, he was now entitled to the benefits he was receiving.

[BlooInBloo]

118. Yup - it correlates with being southern.

[Cha]

98. Or liars.

[Triana]

55. Me either...none of the above! Pfft! (n/t)

[knitter4democracy]

107. Me too.

Hubby's a doctor, so I guess that would blow their model.

[KittyWampus]

2. said it once, I'll say it again. How can anyone navigate FR? What a crap website.

[WillyT]

15. It's A Service I Provide...

Sort of like the guy who cleans Port-O-Lets.



:evilgrin:

[intheflow]

59. ...

:spray:

[Cha]

99. You're so

good to us!

[southerncrone]

117. I think it's EXACTLY like cleaning port-o-lets! Digging thru the S*IT!

:7
BTW, thanks for your service. I just don't have the stomach to got to Freeperville.

[southerncrone]

119. One of those "looney teachers" here.

Where do they get their information?

Ever notice they never have references? Or if they do, they are from other freeper blogs or REpuke sites. :eyes:

[Applan]

53. It's not just me then

I still haven't been able to find the original posts at that website that are not just copied from other websites. Is it just that I'm looking in the wrong place or do they really not have any original thoughts?

[tbyg52]

89. Exactly. And that's why I don't go much of anyplace except DU.

This place is a design as well as an intellectual joy. Definitely spoils you for most other poorly-designed, slow-loading places.

[jobycom]

3. Pretty strong words for people living off Daddy's income, eh?

Typing on Mommy's computer in Grandpa's basement, promising they'll start looking for a job the next morning. Except the rich ones--they'll just beg Daddy for an advance on their trust fund, and pretend to themselves they earned it. Freepers and projection... You could write a book. Of course, they couldn't read it.

Yep, yep, yep. Conservatives never have understood working people.

[Skip Intro]

4. .

.

[EST]

6. There oughta be some kind of direct punishment for people

who just pull shit out of their asses and post it, claiming it's true--like, maybe, a big steaming plate of shaghetti or something noxious coming down--splop!--right in their faces or some such.

Disgusting crapheads.

[martymar64]

76. Or like Dane Cook once said . . .

I wish we could shoot spaghetti out of or fingers and hit them in the face.

"Have some spaghetti, you're an ignorant asshole"

[Maat]

7. Ah, thanks for the post!

Their level of ignorance is always so astounding to me.

Dear Freepers, actually, I've been able to homeschool my daughter because of money we made in various investments, including our businesses (and their subsequent sales).

I have a Bachelor's Degree in Business Management-Finance, and Hubby-Spouse has an M.B.A. We have two Bachelor's, three Master's, and two doctorates between us. You Freeper-taxpayers did help us with the loans over the years. Thanks! I just donated to MoveOn also!

"Donators?" Thank God my 5th-grader wouldn't write that way!

Edited to add that Hubby and I have probably paid more in taxes over the years than ten Freepers combined!

[Catherine Vincent]

9. One poster think most of us live in double wides.

I don't live in one, but what's wrong with living in one of them?

[lligrd]

29. They Consider "Double Widers", Elitists

since the majority of them are in singles?

[here_is_to_hope]

81. *snicker!* n/t

[Cha]

100. OMG...Now we're being

politically incorrect :P but funny!

[Jade Fox]

61. Either they accuse us of being deadbeats living in trailers or...

"Elites" living in McMansions and driving expensive SUVs. Can't make up their minds, those Freepers.

[Cha]

102. Volvo driving, Birkenstock wearing, latte

loving, NYT reading(not anymore!) old hippies!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

10. "HUGE somes of foriegn cash are being used to influence our elections, and Democrats are sucking it"

Oh, the edumication of these hear genuses is everdent in der spelin

[Lasher]

63. No wonder there's a large "...number of claimed high school teachers that post at the DU web site."

They would be in danger of gnashing their teeth away at the Freeper butchery of the English language.

[rateyes]

84. Seriesusly!!!

:rofl:

[tbyg52]

91. Musta been teeched by them LIBRUL teechurs....!

[Cha]

103. It's the lazy ass, mentally challenged, who

can't be bothered to investigate how the bushits are lying to them or look up a word they're not sure about.

[Breeze54]

11. Huh?? WTF?

"So then, basically....WE TAXPAYERS are funding and donating to MoveOn.Org....indirectly."

So, according to these mindless bushlickers, no MoveOn member is gainfully employed?

And MoveOn members don't have the right to spend their money the way they see fit? :shrug:

How can you stand going there?? Take a shower!! :rofl:

Idiots and Morons, they are!! :P

[The Count]

12. Soo...our money is actually "thiers"? I bet it's why they didn't learn how to write

pinkos got their school money!:spank:

[jaysunb]

13. Dear Freeps

I need more of the the tax money you claim to be giving me. I wanted to go to Vegas at the end of the month, but in my anger, I gave too much to MoveON.
Awaiting you reply.....:evilgrin:

[EFerrari]

14. Donators is not a word in English.

lol

[kskiska]

101. Kinda goes along with "commentate"

n/t

[EFerrari]

111. That is a word in English. n/t

[onehandle]

16. Hey, Freetards...

Get off your sister or mom. The country is full enough of your inbred children.

[Ghost in the Machine]

26. ...and go get yer uncle daddy another beer!

Pawww, yer a crushin mah cig'rets!

[rateyes]

86. No lie I'm telling here...I knew a guy from West Virginia...

whose wife divorced him. She married her first cousin. He has children, he says, who literally have "aunt grandma" and "uncle grandpa."

[Ghost in the Machine]

17. WTF is a 'donator'?

I are a orgin donator

[Skip Intro]

30. I am the Donator

[Ghost in the Machine]

32. What a sexist picture! ALl those 'twigs & berries'.. shame!

:rofl:

[robinlynne]

41. oh I can't stop laughing.

[Catshrink]

83. That one needs to go to the admins...

Sister of Grovelbot!

[KatyaR]

90. "Donator"--isn't that a machine that makes donuts?

Well, I'm all for that!!! :bounce: :applause:

Wait, wouldn't that be "doNUTor?" :shrug:

I'm so confused . . . . :blush:

[gateley]

18. Being a newbie, I just want to say that I have been so impressed with the

intelligence, thoughtfulness and awareness with the people here at DU. And I don't think I've ever seen such articulate and thought provoking posts.
Nothing to do with education, income, I know, but they make it sound like everyone here is an in-bred yokel with a low IQ. They couldn't be more mistaken.

I read their posts, and I feel as though I'm suffocating.

[Kajsa]

49. Welcome to DU,Gateley!

And thank you for the kind words
for everyone at DU.

:hi: :pals:

[gateley]

51. Well deserved, believe me. And thanks! nt

[Ghost in the Machine]

19. Dear Freepers,

That is all... as you were.

[Goblinmonger]

22. I second that. The perfect reply. n/t

[EFerrari]

20. And another Freepism:

"huge somes of foreign cash"

:rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

27. a huge some must be WAY bigger than a 3some or 4some...

[EFerrari]

28. freeps are hugh donators to the language.

lol

:hi:

[Ghost in the Machine]

33. you can't be series. that's HUGH!!11!!!111!!

:hi:

[HeeBGBz]

69. Was that a hugh some? n/t

[rateyes]

88. Yeah, didn't they mean to spell it:

hugh somes? :rofl:

[Ishoutandscream2]

93. Bwhaaaaa!!

Now that's hilarious!

[eppur_se_muova]

123. That's "foriegn", thank you very much. nt

[SammyWinstonJack]

21. "thier" Oh jeez!

:banghead:

[eleny]

23. They need a better swami...

[CatWoman]

24. excuse me for a moment, Willy

I have to go outside and sweep the steps of my double wide :)

:hi:

[WillyT]

25. Hey...

That's better than what I'm doin.

Just try to suck HUGE somes of foreign cash.

:rofl::hi::rofl:

[Cha]

104. Oh Yi Yi~!

Ya did say Hugh somes of foriegn hash, did ya?

[WillyT]

108. LOL !!! - Shhh...

Don't tell anybody!

:hi:

[Cha]

110. Not me..I'm busy!~

:hi:

[Warren DeMontague]

31. Right. That's why economically deadbeat states, like New York and California, are reliably liberal.

Whereas the states that power the U.S. Economy- you know, like Alabama- tend to vote for the GOP.

:eyes:

[EFerrari]

42. It's a good thing we loons are teaching their kids or they'd be screwn.

lol

[provis99]

44. splendid chart. I'm gonna save it.

It might as well read: "Freepers and Conservatives are Massive Hypocrites on Government Spending"

I am pleased, just peachy pleased, that there are Freepers perverse enough to admit to other Freepers that they peek at DU. Sort of like Christian fundamentalists who admit they have secret porn collections under their bed.

[treestar]

97. Thank you, that is great!

What is the percentage - of what they paid in?

[eppur_se_muova]

124. Thanks for the graphic! Is that updated each year? TIA! nt

[rucky]

34. All those Freeps lining up to wax the Bishop. n/t

[griffi94]

35. i love that site..i lurk there a lot

It's funny as hell...and being from a small southern town, I know their profiles pretty well.
I even have an account there, so as to insert some monkey wrenches in the ointment from time to time.
I've been having a ball on their Fred is god threads...they're some series stupid fuckers...lol

[peekaloo]

36. Thank you for posting this!

:rofl:

Huge somes.......kkklassic.

[JeffR]

37. Thye sure have their finger on the pulse of

"nine miles up their own butts"

[pat_k]

38. Poor old TCRLAF.

Just for grins, I googled TCRLAF. The first hit was http://whitetrashrepublic.blogspot.com/2006/11/why-we-lost-essay-from-tcrlaf.html">WHY WE LOST-An Essay From TCRLAF

Oh well. You can lead a Liberal fascist follower to LOGIC reality, but you can't make it THINK them see.

Whatever the label -- fascists, http://www.powells.com/biblio/18-0670037745-0">authoritarian followers, http://journals.democraticunderground.com/pat_k/4">belief people, or whatever -- they make up about a quarter of the population and probably always will. Tragically, the wimpy, mealy-mouthed, "can't win, won't fight" Dems have managed to alienate a majority of the anti-fascist 75% out here. And they'll continue to lose ground if the so-called "leadership" doesn't learn to ignore the fascists and go for the http://harvardbusinessonline.hbsp.harvard.edu/hbsp/hbr/articles/article.jsp?articleID=99401&ml_action=get-article&print=true">BHAGs (big hairy audacious goals) that would energize the rest of us.

If "ignoring" is too much to ask, perhaps they could limit all the obsessing about what "they" will do to one day a week? If they keep going as they are they'll just keep terrorizing themselves out of doing anything ("Impeach?? Are you kidding? You want "them" to come after us? Oh no! We just have to lay low and everything will be allright.")

Countdown with Keith Olberman, http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13816491">July 10, 2006

DEAN: I ran into a massive study that had really been going on for 50 years now, by academics. They‘ve never really shared this with the general public. It‘s a remarkable analysis of the authoritarian personality, both those who are inclined to follow leaders, and those who jump in front and want to be the leaders. . .

OLBERMANN: Does it really—do the studies indicate that it really has anything to do with the political point of view? Is it—would it be easier to essentially superimpose authoritarianism over the right than it would the left? Or is it theoretically possible that they could they have gone in either direction, and it‘s just a question of people who like to follow other people?

DEAN: They found—they have found really—maybe a small, 1 percent of the left, who follow authoritarianism, probably the far left. But as far as widespread testing, it is just overwhelmingly our conservative orientation.

OLBERMANN: There is an extraordinary amount of academic work that you quote in the book. A lot of it is very unsettling. It deals with psychological principles that are frightening and that may have faced other nations at other times, in Germany and Italy in the ‘30s coming to mind in particular. . .

DEAN: The lead researcher in this field told me, he said, I look at the numbers in the United States, and I see about 23 percent of the population who are pure right-wing authoritarian followers. They‘re not going to change. They‘re going to march over the cliff. The best thing to deal with them—and they‘re growing. And they have tremendous influence on Republican politics. The best thing, the best defense is understanding them, to realize what they‘re doing, how they‘re doing it, and how they operate. Then it can be kept in perspective, then they can be seen for what they are. . .

[sce56]

39. He is right about me if he pays his taxes that pay my retirement !

And I use that to support MoveOn.org

At least I earned the right more than some chickenhawks over there!

[tech3149]

40. My how insightful! All those assertions without a single fact in support.

Why they must all be bazillonairs with such defined ability to asses the world around them without any need for facts and research. If that's the case, why worry about a few odd bucks going to the opposition? Or they could just be self-delusional tools who can't even check their spelling.

[alittlelark]

43. OMG.... Im soo BUSTED>>>>

I gotta hire me a truck to move my double-wide from Los Altos to Los Altos Hills! We haven't done nuttin to that there property yet.... The cement pond hasn't even been poured yet! Damn... the freepers caught me w/ my pants down in the outhouse!

:cry:

[zeemike]

45. I have never used one of those smileys before

But this is too funny for words;

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[supernova]

46. And I've wasted the past 20 years in Corporate America

when I could have been moochin' off the gov'mnt all this time.

Silly me.

:evilgrin:

[rhett o rick]

47. My posting privilege has been revoked at Free Republic. Freedom isn't their forte. nm

[MinneapolisMatt]

48. But...but...!

I thought we were all Volvo-driving Liberals!!

[lpbk2713]

50. It must really hurt to be that stupid.

Someone could make a small fortune by making a sitcom based on what shows up on that pathetically crude website.

:rofl: :rofl:

[hfojvt]

52. To be fair, I do work for the government

and am semi-retired. But just because I work for the government, like any police officer, fireman, teacher, judge, most garbage collectors, etc., that does not mean I do not work for my paycheck and provide a valuable service to the community. Plus, I own my own house and have enough savings to last for a while.

[barbtries]

54. one thing that gets me

is that the posters all seem to be so intent and tunnel visioned that the almighty buck is the end-all and be-all - it's like they don't know that liberals are by and large humanitarians with bigger things on their mind than amassing material wealth.

i work for every cent i have. i pay taxes too. if and when i collect unemployment following our move to NC from CA next week, it will only be for as long as it takes to find a job. this move - from the place i was born, raised, and lived in for 52 years - was precipitated by the prohibitive cost of living in los angeles. i donated to MoveOn yesterday, and it was NOT because i have a sense of entitlement and feed off the public trough! that is such, such bullshit. but they actually seem to believe it.

i mean it really seems as if they believe it. huh? who are these people? war mongers, hate mongers, and for what? i doubt if most of them are independently wealthy...and don't they have families, people they care about? eh, i'm rambling. but i find these comments disturbing in that they are so far removed from reality as i experience it, and they are so - cold, is it, and so smug, i guess - so blind. what is their big picture? imperialistic hegemony by any means of the 1% of the richest over every other soul upon this planet? do they find that prospect attractive? have they no sense of fairness, no appreciation of the difference between right and wrong?

it is seriously hard for me to understand their self satisfied holier than thou idiocy. and that they appear to attribute every person's motivation to what apparently is the only motivation that moves them: greed.

they are wrong. not everybody is greedy. some of us - goddammit, a lot of us! - do give a flying fuck about other people and the quality of their lives and the prematurity and injustice of their deaths, some of us mourn what greed has done to a once great nation, some of us are interested in maintaining a planet that will be viable for millenniums to come. their apparent blindness to this baffles the holy fucking shit out of me.

[MedleyMisty]

56. Yay! I hope you love NC as much as I do

As for the rest - most people assume that other people think the same way they do and project all their stuff on to other people. Goodness knows I do it too - like I tend to think that their hatred and selfishness is conscious and fully informed and freely chosen and that they know the consequences of their actions and want those consequences. Hence my issues with misanthropy.

They simply can't imagine having higher motives than self-interest. And we can't imagine having no motive other than self-interest. I don't think we'll ever be able to understand each other - best I can think of is to do all we can to keep them from having power and/or using that power to harm others and try and give their kids the love and acceptance that they aren't getting at home so they don't grow up quite so twisted.

I know I can be a nag about this, but prejudice isn't pretty no matter where it comes from or what group is the target. I was born and raised and still live in the South, and after my father died without a will my mother and I lived in a singlewide trailer. Hell, I've even worked at Wal-Mart and at Arby's. I don't believe any of that had any effect on my beliefs or morals or intelligence or my value as a human being. People are not the history of the region they were born in and people are not their socioeconomic level. Humans are living individuals, and by virtue of that they are all of equally infinite value. A human in a trailer in the South feels the same pain as a human in a McMansion in the Northeast and as a human in a house pitted by bullets in Iraq and as a human in a tent in a refugee camp in Africa.

Hatred of the Other may have helped us when we lived in small competing tribes, but it's killing the planet and everything living on it now. It's time for the species to grow the hell up.

[barbtries]

121. yay! me too!

and there's at least one other DU'er besides me there.

my son and i are moving to a place we have never even visited. whereabouts do you live? we're moving to raleigh and i'm getting more excited daily.

thank you for your response. you put your finger on what i was trying to express much better than i was able. i think it is sad but true that never the twain shall meet, and consequently we all can only keep on keeping on doing the best we are able to impart the values we find most important throughout our lives and relationships.

[griffi94]

57. i grew up with parents who still pray to st. ronnie

real life doesn't touch their mind set...
all liberals are welfare cheats...except that all liberals are wealthy elites.
all blacks are on welfare...except al sharpton & jesse jackson....the dixie chicks hate america...ted nugent is right...you know.. all the usual bullshit....it's a miracle i'm not more warped lol

[mrreowwr_kittty]

58. "entitlement deadbeats"

Let's see, who would they be?

A partial list:

People on disability

People on unemployment

People receiving Social Security benefits

People on Medicare

Military servicemembers

Veterans on disability or receiving any VA benefits

Military retirees

Retired police officers and firefighters, including those who responded to the 9-11 attacks

Government employees, including Republican elected officials. (This one I especially love since Republicans control the Federal government and most State governments. If they hate the Gubmint so much, then why do they glom onto it so?)

Double-dipping military retiree/civilian contractors.

Anyone who is attending, or ever attended, a state college or university

Children on free or reduced-lunch programs (more than half of all children in the U.S.)


Boy, that's a lot of people! What a bunch of deadbeats. :eyes:

I'm sure no Freeper is included among them. Gawd bless their ruggedly individual bootstrap pulling free-market loving hearts! I just wish they'd devote more of their brilliant trickle-down financial acumen to actually pulling our economy out of the crapper than to griping about who we poor losers on DU are donating part of our welfare checks to, ya know? :shrug:

[Jade Fox]

60. "Huge somes of cash...."

Freepers: stop worrying about nonsense and learn the English language!!

[NMDemDist2]

62. oh fer Gawd's sake

:shakes_head:

what are they smoking over there??

[Canuckistanian]

64. Freeper Econ 101

1. Hard working 'murkans like us get our pay stolen from us by the gubmint.

2. That money goes directly into the hands of moonbats who work for the gubmint (because no freeper works for the gubmint).

3. The moonbats then give all their extra cash to MoveOn or other dingbat causes.

Ergo, your taxes go directly to MoveOn.

It must be nice to live in such a simple world.

[Lasher]

65. Foreign donators are sending thier huge somes of cash.

[eppur_se_muova]

126. Finally, a :freeper: smiley! Highly rec'd! nt

[PDenton]

66. Most Republicans

are like the pot calling the kettle black, or people in glass houses throwing stones. These people would probably scold their Savior for praising the widow for her mite. She was just a deadbeat in a trailer, if she really loved God she'd go out and get a better job selling real estate, right?

They are living in their little McMansions with the ARM mortgages and their gas guzzling pickup or SUV, a few steps away from bankruptcy themselves. The fact they put down somebody who lives in a trailer just shows how insecure they are, because they must be so close to that kind of poverty themselves, it is scary for them. They are looking down into the abyss and cracking a few black gallows humor jokes, nothing more.

I think you'll find people of all economic stripes on DU, though it doesn't surprise me you'll find more bohemian types; people who are poor but well-read and intelligent.

[B Calm]

70. Most republicans I know are the ones who are abusing the system.

They are usually the ones who are sucking the tit of the American tax payer.

[PDenton]

95. There are some gaming the system

But mostly Republicans are people who love the rhetoric of violence and power. On the whole they aren't that different than Democrats financially, they just like to pretend they are. One minute Democrats are welfare queens, the next minute they are Volvo driving elites.

[B Calm]

67. I drive an 18 wheeler 3,000 miles a week. In case any of the freepers

really want to know the damn truth. I donated too...

[Perry Logan]

68. The freepers are bottom-of-the-barrel degenerates. Who cares what they think?

[deutsey]

71. Their "logic" reminds me of the witch scene Monty Python's Holy Grail

BEDEVERE:
There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
....
Tell me. What do you do with witches?

CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...

BEDEVERE:
And what do you burn apart from witches?

VILLAGER #1:
More witches!

VILLAGER #3:
Shh!

VILLAGER #2:
Wood!

BEDEVERE:
So, why do witches burn?


VILLAGER #3:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?

BEDEVERE:
Good! Heh heh.

CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.

BEDEVERE:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

VILLAGER #1:
Build a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

VILLAGER #1:
Oh, yeah.

RANDOM:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...

BEDEVERE:
Does wood sink in water?

VILLAGER #1:
No. No.

VILLAGER #2:
No, it floats! It floats!

VILLAGER #1:
Throw her into the pond!

CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!

BEDEVERE:
What also floats in water?

VILLAGER #1:
Bread!

VILLAGER #2:
Apples!

VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!

VILLAGER #1:
Cider!

VILLAGER #2:
Uh, gra-- gravy!

VILLAGER #1:
Cherries!

VILLAGER #2:
Mud!

VILLAGER #3:
Uh, churches! Churches!

VILLAGER #2:
Lead! Lead!

ARTHUR:
A duck!

CROWD:
Oooh.

BEDEVERE:
Exactly. So, logically...

VILLAGER #1:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE:
And therefore?

VILLAGER #2:
A witch!

VILLAGER #1:
A witch!

CROWD:
A witch! A witch!...

[formercia]

116. Prophets all.

It figures. The English have had more experience at screwing the pooch than we have.

[burythehatchet]

72. we're not teaching your kids because they're out hanging nooses from trees

[formercia]

73. Thank you for freeper money.

It helps fund my VA Disability check.

While they were living in their parents' basement and being a layabout wanker, I was out there doing my time in the barrel.

[Bassic]

74. They thought of all that

from the comfort of their mom's basement? They have fertile imaginations, no wonder they like to believe in fairy tales.

[proud2BlibKansan]

75. I am a loon who is teaching your kids, freepers!!!

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid!! :scared:

No get up from your computer and do your homework!!

:rofl:

[mitchum]

77. I am another loon teaching their kids AND donating their tax $$$ to...

"socialist" organizations.
Damn, they've figured me out!

[opihimoimoi]

78. The Freeps got the LOCK on LOON LEVEL.....a 4 to 1 advantage

[PA Democrat]

79. Those silly freepers. George Soros alone funds Move On. At least that's what

FOX News told me. You mean that's not true? BTW, I don't fit into any of their categories either. That's pretty funny.

[TheFarseer]

80. private citizens have no right to fund a website

like Moveon or a political candidate they like. Only Large Corporations and Amway salesmen should be able to control politics with money :sarcasm: The notion that Democrats are all on Welfare and Republican all work for a living can be easily dispelled (overwhelming percentage of Federal dollars that go to red states vs. blue states for one) except if you refuse to accept the facts and figures that prove this.

[OnionPatch]

82. Another oddball here

We came close to net six figures last year. We've never been taken or been eligible for a single cent of money from any sort of public coffers. I can add that most of my friends are in the same boat, and most have donated to MoveOn at one time or another. Let's see college professors, senior managers, lawyers, museum curators, accountants.....these are my lefty friends who donate to groups like Move On. But shhhh.....don't burst the Freeper's bubble. They just love thinking they're the only people in America who work for a living. It's a cornerstone of their whole warped philosophy.

[Coexist]

85. can someone with a freeper account ask these geniuses

where they got their data?

[Hallie Burton]

105. I would

but I was banned from there after one post. Seems they didn't like my comment about Ann Coulter.

[TheDoorbellRang]

127. Hey, welcome to DU

:hi:

You probably gave yourself away by not misspelling any words. Next time you visit der Freepers, try this: "I reely lik Ann Coulter. She has seriesly screwn Murkans." Jaws across Freeperville would drop (lower) as they wrinkled their unibrow, trying to decipher this cryptic post with the mental power of the communal brain cell.

[renie408]

87. What I think is strange is that I have spent a fair amount of time here

and I couldn't tell you ANYTHING about ANYBODY here. I have no clue what kind of house anybody lives in or where they work or anything like that. I can't even remember from one week to the next who is who. But these freepers 'know' the financial situations and living conditions of the members here. Weird.

[tsuki]

92. Do they even have a brain stem? And if you try to post here without

a link, fifteen people demand the link. One person posts the most bat shit crazy talking point over there, and then you hear a chorus of amen, alleluia, and that's tellin' em.

No wonder "Fiends on Xanax" loves Free Republic. They'd swallow horse-shit if they thought it was a talking point.

[Nimrod2005]

94. Oh Man, stupidity with these people run layers and layers deep!!!

Too weird to understand, too hard to figure out?

[treestar]

96. That's "hugh" somes of cash, you stupid freeper!

:rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Bucky]

109. Whew, am I tired from a hard week of teaching your kids to love Mao & practice arbortion

Guess I'll sit down to a nice cool beer I bought with my government handout money.

Ha-ha! Just kidding.
I actually stole this beer from a hardworking American Republican (oops, being redundant there) but the ACLU got me off on a technicality.

[Old and In the Way]

112. The collective IQ in the hive is on a parallel trend with Bush's poll #s

There used to be some intelligent posting there...now, it's just an embarrassment. It is the Republican base in its purest form.

[NMMNG]

113. They're full of it, as usual

I've worked since age 14, never been a government employee and never received any "entitlements". My donation came from my own hard-earned wages.

[4_TN_TITANS]

114. OMG.... I'm actually a Freeper!

I have a good job, pay taxes, have thousands in investments, and live in a house instead of a double-wide. :sarcasm:

Why do they think they are the only ones who can make sound financial decisions when their party's track record of managing money is so dismal? Freepers have us beat in one characteristic - unabashed human greed.

[LostInAnomie]

115. That's an interesting take on the ownership of money.

1. The money Freepers pay in taxes is their money.
2. Government workers are paid with taxes.
3. Therefore, all of the money paid to government workers is still the property of Freepers. (Despite the fact that the government employees have done actual work to earn this money.)

I wonder where the taxes that government workers pay figure in to this line of thought. Did the money paid to them originally belong to them, does it still somehow belong to the Freepers, or does it fall into some kind of a "chicken and the egg" paradox.

Of course, if you follow their "logic" about the permanent ownership of money, then the money that they are paid still belongs to their employers, and they should have to get prior consent from their employers before making and purchases or political donations... or does it still belong to the consumers that bought their products... or does it still belong to the consumers' employers...

:banghead:

[spanone]

120. boy, they have a lot more dumbasses if nothing else

[DrDan]

122. in other words - they (Freepers, Repigs, conservaties) are interested in personal wealth (greed)

while we (progressives, liberals, DU) have society's interests at heart and are willing to share

I get it now.

[HughMoran]

125. lol - what a bunch of morans. Perhaps I will give my 3rd $50 this month in their honor

These people sound like moonbats. Oh, they're Freepers? Well, there ya go!

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