Help me make a list of things Congress should waste time in condemning...

[boston bean]

I think they should condemn the 2000 election for starters..

[WCGreen]

1. I think they should condem boiled Spinach...

[tekisui]

2. Themselves.

[EFerrari]

3. DU!

:hi:

[Xipe Totec]

8. Excellent Idea! We could use a half million dollars in donations n/t

[Ian David]

9. Yes! Let's start a fake right-wing group and an astroturf campaign to condemn DU! n/t

[EFerrari]

14. "Freedoms Cufflinks"

:hi:

[Chipper Chat]

4. Cialis ads.

and Willie Geist.

[Ian David]

5. We still aren't finished with Murphy Brown, are we? n/t

[graywarrior]

6. Condemn the fact that all they care about are their cushy jobs and

benefits.

[Ian David]

7. Why did they cancel Studio 66 On The Sunset Strip? The best damn show on television sinece M*A*S*H.

[MrCoffee]

10. the asshats at the IAU for demoting Pluto

[Nitrogenica]

11. Vote to condemn the free market for not fixing all our problems.

[griffi94]

12. people who don't think happy thoughts

that's the worst in my book

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

13. Flag Burning, UnWed Pregnancy, Masturbation, UnAmericanism,

and a whole host of other things they've already condemned in one way or another.

Nothing like resurrecting the same shit year after year so they can tell the citizenry that they're actually doing something other than fundraising.

[Ravy]

15. Tightly stuffed cotton in the top of aspirin bottles...

big headache.. and now *this*.

[Solly Mack]

16. Tuna and pasta pizza

I'm sorry - as willing as I am to try new things in different countries..tuna and pasta pizza is just plain wrong.

[monmouth]

19. Oh dear god yes, the person that created that should be punished I say..eom

[Solly Mack]

20. It was very scary to behold

but it is popular here. I'm just not willing to take that step.

[krispos42]

27. Generations of dead Italian mothers....

... are going to rise up out of their graves and start smacking people with wooden spoons!

[EVDebs]

17. Bush's tax policy of cuts for the wealthiest; and the entire Iraq fiasco eom

[porphyrian]

18. If they have time for this shit, they need to impeach.

At least that would be a step towards preserving the Constitution rather than destroying it. I'm so fucking sick of their hypocritical bullshit, I hope they all get uncontrollable explosive diarrhea at the most inopportune moment.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. The town of Bird-In-Hand, Pennsylvania

For describing the U.S. Congress too accurately.

[MiniMe]

22. Lets condemn condemnation

That should solve everything

:rofl:

[shadowknows69]

23. The odor my unwashed socks make

[kenny blankenship]

24. How about Ted Nugent's DEATH THREATS against Clinton and Obama?

Maybe that would not be so wasteful a waste of time as the other things that have been suggested. I mean he wasn't just "calling names". But still voting on it would be a purely symbolic measure to express condemnation, like the Cornhole Amendment to condemn MoveOn.

If they have time to censure MoveOn for calling General Petraeus names, surely they can condemn another political figure for making DEATH THREATS against Democratic candidates???

[tom_paine]

25. Olbermann catching up to O'Reichley in the ratings

Cleary an act of treason by the Imperial Subjects of Amerika and worthy of condemnation by our Noble and Glorious Leaders in the Imperial Senate.

Is a :sarcasm: tag really required here?

[krispos42]

26. The Barbary Coast Pirates

• The Crusades
  
• The treatment of the Jews at the hands of the Egyptians
  
• Thalidomide
  
• Captain Smith of the RMS Titanic
  
• The Spanish Inquisition
  
• Aristotle, Ptolemy, and the Roman Catholic Church for the geocentric model of the Solar System
  
• Tycho Brahe for his Tychonic model of the Solar System
  
• Copernicus, Kepler, and Galileo for the heliocentric model of the Solar System
  
• The Boston Massacre
  
• New Coke
  
• Garbage Pail Kids
  
• The cancellation of Star Trek
  
• The Blue Screen of Death
  
• The Brazillian joke

That'll do for starters. I reserve the right to add more whenever I feel like it! :P