What will fill the shelves at the BushCo Presidential Library?

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

The man is desperate to create a political legacy of his own. Lots of former prezzes put up the whole Library thing, and we have seen in our time some former executives and vice executives blossom following their years in office: look at the lasting, magnificent accomplishments of Carter, Clinton, Gore, and even Bush Sr.

So delusional is BushCo., however, that he believes that History will look upon him as a liberator. A champion of freedom. A crusader.

Yet his entire administration has been shown to be spit-and-paper false fronts, puppets, demagoguery: an elaborate show to conceal the seamy underbelly of American politics, which is as filthy as you or I should never hope to see. Obfuscation bordering on the paranoic: Cheney and Rove were well-acquainted with shredders long before Bush took office.

That being said, would you visit the BushCo. Library?

[rfranklin]

1. Only to piss on it.

If I really got ambitious.

[tjwash]

2. Bags of pretzels, a segway wheel, and a copy of my pet goat.

On the walls several pictures of that five minute long blank stare that he exhibited when told the US was under attack.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

14. Don't forget about the "911" bull horn.

[Initech]

24. Or the purple heart band aids.

[Kutjara]

3. Well, since Shrubbie's greatest accomplishments while in office...

...have been catching a bass and clearing brush, it's only fitting the shelves are filled with tumbleweed and dead fish.

[EV_Ares]

4. My pet goat and the book written by his daughter along with Clarence

Thomas's book. That should do it.

[Double T]

5. Blank Page Journals.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Empty Jack Daniels bottles, Crayola crayons, and Rove's phone number

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

7. Hop On Pop, A large array of coloring books and Jenna's new book. As to visiting

it? :rofl:

[Crazy Dave]

8. Bank statements!

That asshole has made a fortune for him and Cheney since 2001.

[Booster]

9. More than likely, cobwebs.

[kdmorris]

10. See Dick Run

Dr. Seuss, maybe My Pet Goat?

[muntrv]

11. My Pet Goat?

[Maq]

12. this takes care of the Toilet for the GOP deviants

[flordehinojos]

13. nothing positive, nothing constructive, nothing creative .

it will be a library to the glorification of war; the glorification of poppy's chichijima and the barbara II, it will be a library with the gun of saddam hussein in it and in a silver platter his decapitated head; it will be a library built to honor frogs, firecrackers and psychopaths. it will be a chamber of horrors. one of its rooms will be called the gonzo room; another one will be called the scalia room, and yet another will be called the, "we do not spend summers fly swatting room." there will be the condi room, the colin p. room, and the john bolton room ... there will a room called "shhhhhpreahdinhg democrashi in the world" and there will be a room to the glorification of bombs, torture rooms, nuclear power and sadistic overviews. that is what a jr. bush library will be all about.

[shaniqua6392]

15. The spirits of our dead soldiers

and all of the others who he has killed.

[Roland99]

16. Invading and Occupying Nations for Dummies

First editions of The Pet Goat.

Neocons I've Loved.

Destroy the Constitution in Three Easy Steps

[Squatch]

17. A leather riding crop, vaseline, and an assortment of hamsters

who have the look of fear in their eyes.

[civildisoBDence]

18. Coloring books with one black crayon and one white crayon

And a copy of Mark Twains "The War Prayer" (smuggled in by a leftwing college professor, no doubt.)

Newsprism

[backscatter712]

19. You heard the George W. Bush Presidential Library burned down?

Terrible tragedy - they lost both books, and he had only finished coloring one of them.

(I know, old joke...)

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. Still funny, though

[Octafish]

32. Hustler magazine.

And a well-worn copy of "The Fart Book."

[kenny blankenship]

21. Hopefully the recorded proceedings of his trial for mass-murder

[spiderpig]

22. Mad Magazine

n/t

[Initech]

23. One book, containing the phrase "childrens do learn" repeated 50,000 times.

[AlCzervik]

25. a bunny suit.

[Canuckistanian]

26. I hear there are THOUSANDS of Archie comics

Bush modeled himself on Jughead.

[screembloodymurder]

27. Page after page moist with tears,

and the blood of innocents will stain the floors.

[IDemo]

28. Everything I need to know I should have learned in kindergarden

but didn't.

[porphyrian]

29. Scratch N' Sniff porn in a hardback leather cover. - n/t

[KamaAina]

30. Cobwebs.

[bonito]

31. WAC A MOLE GAME SETS