MY LIVING WILL

[lonestarnot]

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said
to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.....

[MuseRider]

1. *snort*

I must have missed something but it did get me to chuckle.

[emilyg]

2. Good one.

[BOSSHOG]

3. Now that's funny, however I agree with you

Especially if some bible thumping, constitution hating facist a thousand miles away thinks it a good idea that I stay hooked up to such and my family suffers financial and emotional pain and suffering because a fucking christian has "values."

[lonestarnot]

4. LOL.

:toast:

[EFerrari]

5. With friends like that.

:rofl:

[Freedomofspeech]

6. I love it!..

My daughter-in-law has been given the task to give me pills and Jim Beam, when the time is right. What am I thinking? It's always the right time for pills and Jim Beam. But you know what I mean.

[Nimrod2005]

7. What were you watching on TV?

[orleans]

8. .

:evilgrin:

[unhappycamper]

9. Don't let her come over for a day.

That'll fix her. :(

[Hydra]

10. hahaha

:spray:

[Mabus]

11. Living will? Sounds more like a living hell

;)