If Rush and Bill O'Rielly were on a plane and it was going to crash .....

[Botany]

.... and you had a parachute on that could not be taken off and one
extra parachute who would you give it to?

Answer: Use the second one as your back up parachute and
wish the 2 "boys" happy landings.

[baldguy]

1. I'd toss the extra out the door, then tell them to go get it.

[Zephyrbird]

2. I'd find a way to get it off....

and give both to the pilots. Then I'd go down with the plane, smiling all the way to hear those two bastards squeal like the pigs they are.


ahhhh....... I'd die happy!!!!!!

Zeph