Hey, Tweety, does Shrub *listen*?!1 Do YOU?!1 Uh, NO!!1 & you SUCK!!1 (but not well)

[UTUSN]

Tweety changes his personality. We know that. When he's on The View he puts on his Catholic-parochial-school persona. But the TWO times I've seen him with Jon STEWART, he behaves like a BULLY.


Now, why would that be?!1 Like O'LOOFAH?!1


He attempted to dominate Jon by entering with looking-over-Jon's-head (referencing that Jon is "short"). IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT, TWEETY?!1

When he saw he was out-classed and out-intellectualized, he started yelling, "This is the WORST interview I've ever had!!1 It's the WORST!!1 YOU are the WORST!!1"


What a pathetic slime piece of SHIT!!1



But let me get back to YOUR (Tweety's) "listening"!!1

You said you were ALWAYS against the war. LIAR!!1 You were at the forefront of drumbeating for the run-up and you presided over the on-air firing of DONAHUE (who *was* against the war).

You have been SLURPING at Shrub's crotch since 2000!1 You fucking piece of shit PRICK!!1



It was SO disgusting how he *praised* both CLINTONs as being "successful" but he goes on other circuses, his own, and TRASHES them.

[parasim]

1. Yeah, Tweety certainly exposed himself with his antics...

but of course, his book already was doing that, and Jon was pointing it out. and did it brilliantly.

[UTUSN]

2. Thank you. A spammer here last night insisted that Jon was "cowering" -- NOT!!1 n/t

[tularetom]

3. I saw that so I watched it twice

Stewart had tweety babbling by the time the interview was over.

I never saw Jon "cower" or do anything but politely trash tweety's stoopid book.

And he's right - the premise that you can be successful by emulating successful political campaigns (in other words by lying your ass off) is total horseshit. It might work for a while but karma will eventually bite you in the ass.

[graywarrior]

4. Not one inch of cowering on Jon's part.

I cannot stand that f'n Tweety and his horse bray. I thought Jon handled him the way he deserved. He is trash.

[Fredda Weinberg]

6. And what were Stewart's final words before the moment of Zen?

He praised the book ... sorry you don't get humor, but the interview was a clever hoot and Stewart extended *his* hand in genuine friendship.

[UTUSN]

9. Yes, Jon is courteous, polite, a gentleman -- everything Tweety is NOT!1

What in "heaven's" name is YOUR effing POINT??!1

[Fredda Weinberg]

13. I'm not the one who insults other DUers n/t

[UTUSN]

16. Yes, you ARE!!1 You have been taking the WRONG side for 2 nights now!!1 n/t

[Fredda Weinberg]

19. Wrong side @ DU? Not while I remain polite.

And accurate in my representation.

[UTUSN]

23. You?!1 "polite" & "accurate"?!1 - shows where you go wrong from the get-go!!1 n/t

[graywarrior]

11. He outclassed the big galoof.

[Fredda Weinberg]

17. You wanna discuss philosophy? Be happy to do so

That's what I saw on TDS last night ... satisfaction I haven't enjoyed since "Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the Twentieth Century"

[UTUSN]

24. What FAKE pretentiousness. You haven't enjoyed ANYTHING for your entire life!1 n/t

[Fredda Weinberg]

8. Ruth Klein would disagree. She was a successful activist and

would have endorsed everything Matthews advised. Stewart was right as well and there was no serious disagreement between the two.

So you missed Stewart crouching in his chair away from Matthews in mock terror, raising his fists defensively and nearly falling over after his brilliant "it'll be edited out" quip - how sad that you missed a great performance.

[UTUSN]

12. WHOSE "great performance" - you keep FUDGING!!1 n/t

[Fredda Weinberg]

21. Stewart is the professional comedian. Matthews was a good sport

Sorry you apparently can't give him credit for playing along.

[UTUSN]

25. Tweety thinks he can "get" girls with beer and bragging. I guess he GOT you!!1 n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. Are you on drugs or off of them?

[Fredda Weinberg]

5. Be careful whom you libel ... this is DU

Jon Stewart does visibly cringe in the exchange - you obviously have issues, but we went over that last night.

I was a parochial school girl as well with a modern persona ... and you'd be cruel enough to mock my natural laugh.

I'm glad that TDS has taken philosophy to new comedic heights. What a shame you couldn't share the pleasant experience.

[UTUSN]

7. It's YOU!!1 Neh, your parochial school didn't teach you what "libel" is.

And your perceptions are really really OFF!!1

[Fredda Weinberg]

10. I get slandered ... libeled ... I hear words I never heard in the Bible

Just trying to keep my customers satisfied

-- Paul Simon

[UTUSN]

14. So... the BIBLE is your source of ANYthing?!!1 n/t

[Fredda Weinberg]

18. When you study in Aramaic, it expands your consciousness

You learn more about the roots of language than anyone who began with English. You gain insight into the primitive cultures from which our modern institutions emerged. It gives you all sorts of psychological insights that are only surpassed by social science.

[UTUSN]

22. Since you can't even grok common communication on an internet discussion board,

I don't think Aramaic is where you should be starting.

[lonestarnot]

15. Yeah and I should have had rotten tomatoes when you were at ASU!

[UTUSN]

20. Huh?!1 You talking to ME?!1 What's "ASU"?!1 & why would YOU be throwing rotten tomatoes to ME?!1 N

[0007]

27. Go figure!1