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Flabbergasted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 05:31 PM
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The Bush Transformation
Edited on Sat Oct-06-07 05:44 PM by Flabbergasted

2000



"Hi, I'm a jackass and I'd really like to president of my own government. God Said I'd do a good job. Daddy said "I'd do one heck of a job." My good friend Turd Blossom says I look good in my cowboy hat."

2001



"What do you want I'm trying to read here. What's that? A plane crashed into the World Trade Towers. Well just let me know if anything important happens."

2002



"My daddy says this is how they flip you off in Australia"

2003



"Well that was a first. They wouldn't let me near the jets during my brave service at home."

2004



"See this finger. This finger has been in my ass for four years.

2005



"What do you mean I did something wrong? I've been on vacation."

2006



"Now listen here. Saddam needs to be taken out. He has weapons."

2007



"So when do I get to make some decisions?"
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 05:34 PM
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1. Nice job!
:rofl:
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 06:22 PM
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2. 2001 is wrong. Apparently that whisper was to tell him a second plane
had crashed into the WTC. At least according the Michael Moore.
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Flabbergasted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 06:43 PM
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3. Then it's accurate.
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mentalsolstice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 06:51 PM
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4. Ya know, my husband is the same age as the chimp
The age progression has been remarkably similar. Each of Chimpy's stupid decisions have added gray hairs and lines to my sweet, progressive, liberal husband.
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Flabbergasted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 06:53 PM
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5. LOL.
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