The "Clearance" section of Bill O'Reilly's Web Site: Why, this merchandise isn't CRAP at all!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

OK, you got me. I made the last one up. But the REST are legit! No link equals no free publicity for the Falafel King.

:evilgrin:



The Spin Stops Here
Men's Hooded Sweatshirt
SALE: $24.95



No Spin
Men's Hooded Sweatshirt
SALE: $24.95



The Bill O'Reilly
Jigsaw Puzzle
$14.95
CLEARANCE: $4.95



The Spin Stops Here
Fleece Blanket
$34.95
CLEARANCE: $17.95



No Spin
Canvas Tote Bag
$44.95
CLEARANCE: $24.95



Culture Warrior
Doormat
$39.95
CLEARANCE: $17.95



"No Spin Zone" Falafel
$4.95
CLEARANCE: $4.94

:rofl:

[TheUniverse]

1. Mein Kampf free with every purchase.

[Mojambo]

2. What do you think the average age is of the person who buys and assembles the Bill O'Reilly puzzle?

I'd set the over/under at around 79.

And I'd bet the over.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. Yeah, but it kills the monotony between bingo games.

:rofl:

:toast:

[DemBones DemBones]

6. I know people in their 30s who do jigsaw puzzles and

might even do the O'Reilly one since it's cheap and could be mounted as a dart board. Maybe a spinning dart board?

:evilgrin:

Get your O'Reilly dart boards before they run out! Only $4.95!

[NanceGreggs]

3. I kinda like the "Culture Warrior" doormat ...

... being as people would be wiping their muddy shoes on and all.

[Wiley50]

5. I ate a Feelawful once

And right on cue an hour after

I Felt Awfull?

So Never again

Probably was the lamb
I don't do mutton

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. Of Course it's a FLEECE Blanket!!

Too good to be true :rofl: