If I was a neocon fascist freak child

[Perseid]

I would turn my parents into the authorities and hope they receive proper punishment for their crimes against the homeland.

what would you do? (if you were a neocon fascist freak child)

[Mojambo]

1. That's a good name for a band, "Neocon Fascist Freak Child" n/t

[AuntPatsy]

3. I agree a good defining phrase in which to label them.

[dflprincess]

4. I would like, um, have someone ghost write a book for me about some,

young girl who had some really gross disease like y'know AIDS. And then, um, I'd go on all sorts of talk shows to talk about it and maybe show off my really, really cool and expensive engagement ring.

[baldguy]

2. Like Winston Smith's neighbor?

[Perseid]

6. good one!

I'm impressed

[baldguy]

7. Neocons are more like Stalinists than Nazis.

Stalinists are more like Neocons than Communists.

[Norrin Radd]

5. I would be selected as pResident.

[AlCzervik]

8. preemptive strike on Jamaica for Iran's perceives threats against our "Homeland"

i would name it "Operation kick their ass and take their grass"