How will Baby Bush react to Gore getting Nobel?

[yurbud]

Poll question: How will Baby Bush react to Gore getting Nobel?

[jgraz]

1. I'm hoping he chokes on another pretzel

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. "What's a no bell?"

[yurbud]

3. Bush needs a bell like the one mice put on a cat

[YOY]

4. Dunno...but Cheney's been pretty much upset with Alfred himself.

He claims "Post Dynamite the man has gone downhill."

[niyad]

6. huh?

[YOY]

8. Alfred Nobel invented Dynamite

Post mortem the man, regretting all the destruction/death that came of his creation, founded the Nobel Prize.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Nobel

[niyad]

11. sorry, I was trying to figure out what cheney meant with reference to gore. I know nobel

invented dynamite--just wasn't thinking that far back!

[BrklynLib at work]

5. He will lay on the floor, hold his breath, and kick his feet until he passes out.

Just like any other typical spoiled 3-year-old brat.

[librechik]

7. he said "I'm sure he's thrilled"

what he didn't say: "that fat wussie egghead got MY Prize! Didn't those Old Yurp homos see the progress we're makin' in EYERACK?

where's th' name of that guy who sends the anthrax for me?"

[libodem]

9. I vote for slapping around the press corp

I just hope he'll just smack that, Dana, woman a good one across the chops while he's at it. The thought of it makes me deliriously giddy for some reason.

[Chipper Chat]

10. He'll invade the Grand Duchy of Fenwick

and take that tree-hugging Queen prisoner.
He'll confiscate all their arrows too. Fuckin' weapons of mass distruction!

[tom_paine]

12. It will be something punitive and possibly murderous

(and no, I do not mean directly to Gore himself...the Bushies will not make a mrtyr out of him on the national level, like they did to the Kennedies and MLK by murdering them)

This thread is a joke, but then neither was the Jan '07 escalation, which we gave up on calling it by it's rightful name long ago, which was a murderous punishment against the Imperial Subjects of Amerika for daring to contradict Der Fuhrer and vote for an end to the war, or at the very least a DE-escalation.

This thread is a joke, but what happens next won't be (who can guess what exactly it will be, except that it will probably either be damaging to the environment or exacerbating global warming...or BOTH for a good old fashions Lil' Boots Bushler stick you in the EYE and you can't DO NOTHING ABOUT IT).

[MannyGoldstein]

13. Norway Added To Axis Of Evil (nt)

[yurbud]

15. good call

[KansDem]

14. He was heard screaming "I want pizza pies, too!"

Really...

[Dervill Crow]

16. No one will tell him. n/t