Police Release Composite Sketches of Suspects in Randi Rhodes Assault

[LTR]

New York, NY (UPSI) - New York Police Department detectives have released composite drawings of two unknown white male suspects wanted in the assault last night on Air America talkshow host Randi Rhodes. The suspects are described as both being in their 50s, one tall, the other shorter and markedly obese. Police are said to be ruling out robbery as a motive and looking into the possibility of charges for a hate crime.










http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2819

Sorry. Thought we could use a good laugh.

[Stewie]

1. Police have recovered the weapon!

[RufusEarl]

2. I'm sure it was both, it would take both of them to take Randi.

[LSK]

3. Air America host Randi Rhodes wasn't mugged

Air America radio host Randi Rhodes is temporarily off the air, but claims she was brutally attacked near her Manhattan apartment are bogus, her lawyer and a police source said today.

Fellow host Jon Elliott claimed on the liberal radio network that Rhodes had been mugged while walking her dog, Simon, on Sunday night. Elliot, who said Rhodes lost several teeth in the attack, waxed about a possible conspiracy

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/10/16/2007-10-16_air_america_host_randi_rhodes_wasnt_mugg.html

[whirlygigspin]

4. round 3

Sounds like she was fighting with Johnny Walker or mugged by Jack Daniels

[Cassandra]

5. Why would you say she was drinking?

[whirlygigspin]

6. some guy said he saw her being surly in a bar...bla bla bla

one of the gazillion Randy threads had a story of a guy who said he saw her in a bar...who knows?
by the time this ends I imagine she might have been abducted by aliens in need of dentures; I guess that's what happens when the press gives up reporting facts and and just repeats spin that everyone just invents to suit their agendas.

[NorthernSpy]

7. (this is a joke, people...)

You wouldn't think you'd have to spell that out, Fighting Irish, but I've already seen one person refer to this spoof as though it were serious info.


Just jonesin' for tinfoil, I guess...


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