"Temperature may have gone up,but I don't know humans did it." Dennis Miller on global warming

[Bluebear]

He is holding a very unfunny court on Leno and does not believe in global warming. He doesn't trust that people in 1906 knew how to take accurate temperature readings. Also, global warming has a terrible front man, because Al Gore is not comfortable in his own skin. Amnesiacs have a better sense of self than Al Gore.

Finally, you can't have global warming AND a hole in the ozone, so environmentalists better choose which claim they want to make.

He still likes Bush because he only has one thing to judge him on: no terror on US soil since 9/11, like the factories that say "no accidents since____"

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This man is as funny as a boil. He thinks he is is soooo sophisticated, but talk about passe.

[sleipnir]

1. George Bush's dancing monkey.

That's what he is, might as well give him a cap and organ to grind.

[ShortnFiery]

One of very few sell-out comedy whores to the Reich Wing.

Good Riddance Dennis Miller! :thumbsdown:

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Why do you suppose the same people who love bush don't

believe in global warming? Could it be they are stupid? I miller's case the term "people" is used loosely.

[Fenris]

3. Ah, so Dennis put on his scientist hat tonight.

He knows everything. He's so smart. He points out the ha-ha-hilarity of liberal scientist doublethink. Take that elitist scientists!

[kedrys]

4. Operative words here are "I don't know"

He has proved as much on many occasions. Talks and talks, no substance. What a maroon. :puke:

[FVZA_Colonel]

5. And I should trust a comedian's opinion on science why?

Nice try Denny, but you get a thumbs down.

[NanceGreggs]

6. Miller quote from the now defunct ...

... I mean very, very, VERY defunct Dennis Miller Show: "So what's the big deal? The temperature goes up, you just bump up the air-conditioner another notch!"

With idiots like this available, who needs George W. Bush?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

7. I saw him about 15 years ago... he was drunk on stage

Rita Rutner was his opening act, she was hilarious.

he just sucked.

[AlCzervik]

8. oh god i hope he gets home soon, i have to borrow his atom smasher.

he knows as much about science as Sean Hannity does.

[Bluebear]

9. What, did they have My Little Mad Scientist kits as kids?

Now they know more than the greatest scientific minds?

[nealmhughes]

10. He warms up for Rich Little these days, I hear.

I'm surprised he's not on Surreal Life on VH1 with other washed up wannabeagains.
All he needs is to make a sex tape with Dustin Diamond to make things right with both their careers.

[Bluebear]

11. LOL @ Screech

[Bucky]

12. Oops, Delete. Turns out Yakov Smirnov is not dead

NEVERMIND

[Bluebear]

14. Smirkov is not dead, is he??

What a country.

Dead or alive, I agree with your sentiments!

[Bucky]

17. My daughter told me tonight he was dead and that I was in the car with her when NPR reported it

Either she's crazy or she's getting real good at shitting me.

[Bluebear]

18. imdb.com has him as alive

But you reminded me of something I haven't thought of in years, my mother always insisted that Ethel Merman had died when in fact the Merm was very alive. My mother passed on and did I chuckle the day Merman died 6 years later. "She outlasted you, Ma!"

[Bucky]

19. OK, so I just knocked on my kid's door and told her "HEY! Yakov Smirnoff is not dead!"

And she says "I win."

She is so going to get it.

[Bluebear]

23. LOL!

[tuvor]

13. No terror since 9/11? Fucking revisionist.

Anthrax letters and snipers ring a bell?

Oh, and some wacko in Utah just today.

[Bucky]

15. I threw a pile of garbage in my neighbor's yard last night. Now I have no flies in my house

So my plan was a success.

[Bluebear]

16. Stunning, ain't it?

For being so pseudo-cerebral, Miller certainly has simple thought processes.

[Phredicles]

21. coughcough Madrid cough London coughcough...

Maybe if The Decider had decided to finish the job of tracking down bin Laden and the rest of the al Qaida/Taliban leadership instead of indulging his hard-on for Saddam, all those people might still be alive.

[Bluebear]

24. That doesn't count to these people.

Our allies can be blown to smithereens as long as we don't have "terror on OUR shores".

[Sabriel]

20. His humor left when he turned conservative

Funny how that happens.

[Justitia]

22. That Flat Earth Society mbr should go back to hiding under his bed. -eom

[Bluebear]

25. The world of humor would not miss him. nt