Question: what's a Wed. without a CAPTION? Answer: a Mon. on drugs. Come do *!!!

[skip fox]

"And if Iran gets nuclear on us, it's like another World War III or, as we call it in Texas, World War Trey. It's 'cause they'll buy all their own oil with it and all we'll have left to burn is our money. And when our mints are empty, they'll send mad cows over to our ports strapped with dirty bombs that could make the Stone Age look like global warming on steriods, . . . see? . . . It should be obvious."

[Hydra]

1. "Look, I'm not going to debate with you"

"We are going to bring democracy to Iran and Syria, and if we have to, Turkey. That's all there is to it."

[jgraz]

2. Holy shit -- I got a thumb on this side too!

[gateley]

3. Okay, officer. Walk a straight line? Watch me! nt

[jojo54]

4. "Look into my eyes. They're bloodshot 'cause I'm hung over.

So, don't give me any shit and just believe what I'm telling you regardless of the fantasy world I live in."

[Warpy]

5. Lemme jush shay thish, I aint drank a drunk in yearsh...

[againes654]

6. If you want to avoid WWIII

then lick my ass, and tell me how smart I am or I will lead you into WWIII and blame it on the Democrats.

[Kurovski]

7. "A'hm the 'divider', er..no! The 'decider'. Wait! A'hm the...'uniter'!"

[Ghost in the Machine]

8. "then Larry Craig stuck his hand in my stall door like *this* and peeked in like this"

"then Larry Craig stuck his hand in my stall door like *this* and peeked in like this..."

[Hydra]

9. Bwahahaha!

:spray:

"And this was the sign I used to tell him to come in!"

[skip fox]

10. W. is saying: "It's no use splitting syllables while I talk. If you wanta get picky about

my pronouncering, you'll miss up the massage. See?"