How to win every election you enter

[SoCalDem]

1. legally change your name to :
None O. The-Above (hyphenated names are all the rage these days)

2. get the legislatures to mandate a new choice on ballots.. none of the above..


Guaranteed winner every time.. every race :)

[lpbk2713]

1. Have Katherine Harris set up the election rules and regs.

And when the vote is anywhere near close let her decide who the winner is. (YOU because she works for you.)

[flvegan]

2. Make sure you're candidate 9 and change your name to 11

9-11

[BuyingThyme]

4. Rudy Ninelevi.

[BuyingThyme]

3. They used to do that with long-distance phone companies.

There were (and still may be) companies named things like It Doesn't Matter and Whatever.