LOL- my letter to Seller of Limbaugh letter eBay auction (write your own!)

[npincus]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Original-Harry-Reid-Rush-Limbaugh-Smear-Letter_W0QQitemZ260170172469QQcategoryZ4105QQcmdZViewItem

As winning bidder, you get:
- The original and infamous "Harry Reid Smear" letter, signed by 41 Democat senators
- The Halliburton briefcase in which this letter is secured 24 hours a day
- A personal letter of thanks from the Man Who Runs America, Rush Limbaugh
- A photograph of Rush displaying the letter on stage in Philadelphia on October 11th

my letter to the Seller:


Dear Seller,

Not interested in this item, but perhaps if you can obtain a bottle of Rush's Viagra or one of his illegally acquired Oxycontin prescriptions, would love to bid on that.

Or even a signed pic of Rush with one of his young male "dates" from an overseas venture, why, I'd bid the farm on that one! A most rare item would be one of Rush's cashed unemployment checks, from back in the days when he was an unemployed lardass lounging around on his living room sofa watching soaps and dreaming of being... some overpaid, disengenous gasbag on radio.

[Ian David]

1. LOL!!!! How about if Rush sells his anal cyst?

And then we could auction the cyst that Randi Rhodes had removed so she could volunteer to serve her country, unlike the phony patriot Rush, who used his as an excuse to dodge the draft.

[npincus]

4. that's GOOD!!! Send it in!!!

use "Ask the Seller" link.... I wonder who the hell is behind this auction! What a piece of shit!

[Ian David]

5. I'd rather not invite armies of freepers to tamper with my ebay auctions. n/t

[npincus]

6. Select the "hide email address" option.

:rofl:

[npincus]

7. that's such a great idea...

would I get kicked off eBay if I held an auction for a "life-like replica" of Rush's anal cyst? I could make it out of my daughter's Play-Dough.

[Ian David]

8. As long as it is clearly not presented as an actual anal cyst, nor actual human tissue... sure!

And while you're at it, how about a replica of Bill O'Reilly's Loofah, and Rudy Ghoulian's plunger, Judy Ghoulian's dog-dissection kit, etc.

Or perhaps "Mitt Romney's Mountain Meadows Massacre Board Game."

[nightrider767]

2. These Posts Make DU Worth Reading

:rofl: :spray: :rofl: !!!!

Thanks you made my day. Rush, what a scumbag!

[muntrv]

3. How about his draft card? It must be pristine since he didn't use it, unless he trashed it.

[npincus]

9. good one!

and a shameless self-kick for Limp-Balls!