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Disturbed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 06:03 PM
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The perfect candidate for the Fundie Repukes:
The perfect candidate for the Fundie Repukes:

-was baptized
-attended a monastery school
-was a communicant and an altar boy
-served in the Military in a War
-followed doctrines of the Church as law.
-outlawed all abortion
-raged a death war on all homosexuals
-demanded corporal punishment in schools and home.
-was rabidly Nationalistic
-deported all Illegal Aliens
-extremely Corporate friendly
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 06:10 PM
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1. ?????
Ahmejinadad (sp?)?
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 06:11 PM
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2. ????
Or maybe Castro?
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Disturbed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 06:12 PM
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3. Nope.
Try again.
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monktonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 06:18 PM
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4. Hitler
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Disturbed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 06:20 PM
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5. Bingo!
Maybe the Fundies can recruit David Duke instead.
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monktonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 06:26 PM
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6. Come on, that was easy.
Besides, I knew you werent talking about any real republic
when you said he served the military in a time of war.
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Disturbed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 06:30 PM
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7. Yeah, that was a give away.
Haha
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 06:59 PM
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8. Hitler
But Hitler was a vegetarian; I don't know how that would sit with the republickers.
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