Of Mice and Men. . . Please come CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/18/bush_dalailama_wideweb__470x311,0.jpg

W. is saying: "Listen, Dali, I respect your religion and everything, and won't even say anthing about your weird clothes, but doesn't it bother you that you can't go to heaven?"

[EST]

1. Bush is saying,

"I know you don't go in for this stuff, but she makes my umm umm stick up this far."

[IDemo]

2. "I wanna rub your head so bad I'm gettin' a woody!"

[spanone]

3. 'can i rub your armpit?'

[EST]

4. Or else he's sayin'

If that's a knife under there, you're in real trouble.

or maybe

'I bet that colostomy bag really itches, hunh?"

or

"I'd shake your hand but I know where your hands have been."

[EST]

5. Or maybe-

"How the fu*k you get 'm to reattach it on the side?"

or maybe

"Yours might wrap around your waist twice, but mine only comes up to my breast pocket."

[Catshrink]

6. W: Don't be afraid of these guys...

I've got their cajones in a jar in my office."

[skip fox]

7. "Hey, Dali, you don't have a salami sandwich in them robes, do ya?"

n/t

[WinkyDink]

8. "Hello, Dali, heh,heh, heh."