If any one picture needed a caption, it's this one

[CatWoman]

:rofl:



http://thinkprogress.org/2007/10/20/bush-uses-photo-ops-to-angle-for-conservation-status/

[Nostradammit]

1. "Hurry up, this thing is getting heavy!"

[Coexist]

2. "and in just a few short months, we can eradicate this problem species,

making way for strip malls and megaplexes all up in these mountains."

[HCE SuiGeneris]

3. "Nobody sends me mail anymore and my owl is diminishing,

when will everything be just right for me?"

[monktonman]

4. For halloween I am Harry Potter!

[NYC]

5. That poor little owl.

It isn't fair. I wouldn't want to be that close to Bush.

[NYC]

6. He has his name on his jacket.

???? Can't he remember who he is?

[Catshrink]

7. Think he's trying to be this guy?

[lpbk2713]

8. *Mommy, can I keep him? Pleeeeze? (whine)*

[Poiuyt]

9. "Owl taken to veterinarian to have hideous growth removed from its talons"

[caligirl]

10. Easier than crashing my bike ma!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Feathered Friend Meets Feather Head

:smoke:

[MADem]

12. I used to be a fucking parrot, but this bastard bit off my beak and wiped his ass with me! nt

[Solly Mack]

13. bird - birdbrain

[CatWoman]

15. DING DING DING DING DING

we have a winner!!!! :rofl:

[Klukie]

14. Hoo Hoos this monkey and why did they let him out of his cage?

[Auggie]

16. The Owl Ventriloquist and his Dummy

[TK421]

17. "Ya see?!!! They're not ALL dead....YET"!!

[Bluerthanblue]

18. "I been flying falcons since I was a boy in west Texas-

"And this is a fine specimen of 'Merica's national bird"

[Nitrogenica]

19. This is one tiny eagle.

[Bluerthanblue]

20. "Whoo s your Daddy?"

:crazy:

[lpbk2713]

21. So this fella walks into a bar holding an owl on a gloved hand ....

Bartender says "Who's the chimp?"

Fella says "WTF's wrong with you? This is an owl."

Bartender says "I was talkin' to the owl asshole."

ba-dump dump

[Lucinda]

22. Junior, making plans for his post WH wizard camp trip

gets his owl early. "I'm callin him Owly...cuz he an owl. Get it? hehhehheh"

[Catherine Vincent]

23. Here's mine:

The Owl: "Whoooooo is this idiot?"

Bush: "I didn't know eagles could talk?"

[tandot]

24. Naw, really...where's the hooters ya promised?

[Vanje]

25. Will someone please

Tell this asshole to let go of my feet!

[Mrs. Overall]

26. After his briefing with "the owl," W proclaims that it takes three licks to reach the center of a

tootsie pop.

[NV Whino]

27. Whooo the hell is this asshole

and why am I on his hand?

[CatWoman]

28. bwahahahahahaha

:rofl:

[madokie]

29. I said I need 42 more billions, yes I said billions, or I am going to turn this thing

whatever the hell its called, on you and I might remind you that this thing even with all its furry cuddliness it has vicious teeth, lots of 'em too I might add.

fuck me a running now I'm going to have to give up leather work gloves too, can't be doing anything like bush* does you know, dammit to hell anyway

[Forkboy]

30. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a puddinghead?

[CatWoman]

31. one..........two...........

:hi:

[Forkboy]

32. I knew you'd get it!!!!!

:loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

33. Owl: "Whoo?" Bush: "Huh?"

[mattomjoe]

34. Wise as an owl....

or dumb as a Bush?

[Ganja Ninja]

35. Who? Who? Who's the worst President ever?

[OnyxCollie]

36. When are we gonna eat this chicken?

[DemoTex]

37. The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold!

The Second Coming

TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

William Butler Yeats (My bold and underline)

BTW: Than's to the owl for subbing for the falcon on this gig!