Chuck Norris AKA Walker Texas Ranger endorses Huckabee.

[edbermac]

WASHINGTON (CNN) — It could be the latest so-called Chuck Norris fact: The American people don't choose presidents, Chuck Norris does. The cult hero of “Walker Texas Ranger” fame said Monday he’s backing Republican Mike Huckabee for president.

“Though Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, McCain tough enough to fight terrorism and Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee,” Norris wrote on the conservative Web site World Net Daily.

“Mike is also a respected and fearless leader, and he does not cower to the cries of any majority or minority,” Norris added. “He doesn't abandon his values for what's expedient. Like our Founding Fathers, he's not afraid to stand up for a Creator and against secularist beliefs.”

Huckabee’s campaign has not responded to a request for comment.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

Mike's people are probably too speechless for a comment on this thrilling announcement, though I'm not sure how Mitt or Rudy are going to be able to handle this devastating news.

:sarcasm:

[RB TexLa]

1. An entertainer has endorsed him, any waiters? They carry the same importance.

[Ian David]

2. He looks just like Chuck Norris if instead of karate, he got into drugs!

I hate Norris almost as much as I hate Mike Schmuckabee.

[tjwash]

3. Cool. All the Huckster has to do now is get over that little "he totally fucking sucks" thing...

...and he may even get above 1 percent in the polls next week.

[Jim__]

4. That should push Huckabee over the top - n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Insert Chuck Norris joke here n/t

[devilgrrl]

6. Chuck Norris - Thespian!

:eyes:

[hlthe2b]

7. Is he still selling those cheap-ass exercise machines?

Watch out, REPUGs, he's killing off your voters with those "collapse-in-a-heartbeat" cheap ass contraptions! :rofl:

[Hieronymus]

8. Bush once said that Chuck Norris was his favorite actor.

:eyes:

[ThePowerofWill]

9. If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you.

If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may only be seconds from death!

[TwilightGardener]

10. Bwahahahahahaha!

"He does not cower to the cries of any majority or minority"---like when he cowered to the cries of Limbaugh and Freepers to set Wayne Dumond free, and then Dumond immediately raped and murdered a woman? Yes, Fuckabee is a ROCK of principle and conviction!

[Lautremont]

11. You guys wouldn't be laughing quite so hard if you'd seen Invasion U.S.A.

When Chuck pulls those Uzis with the neverending clips out from his double holsters and fires them wildly in the general direction of invading Cuban and Russian mercinaries, my gosh! You want to run out and vote Republican right there. I defy any one of you to watch that film and not appear the next day dressed in a blue work shirt and obscenely tight stone-washed jeans just like Chuck. I can very confidently assert that your threat of choice after seeing this movie will be "I'm gonna hit you with so many rights, you'll be begging for a left."

Believe me, he doesn't mean civil rights! He means right-wing politicians.

[bluestateguy]

12. Huckster has no money and nowhere to go

So he wins Iowa? Big deal. He has no money and no national network. He'd fizzle out soon after. Razzie even had a poll showing Hillary beating him in Arkansas.