FR Celebrates The World's 6,010th B-Day -- TODAY!

[K8-EEE]

Seriesly, this is hugh, happy b-day to the world, it was created 6,010 ago TODAY! Does somebody want to go out and get a Carvel Ice Cream Cake or something?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1915296/posts

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[angstlessk]

1. if one of them freeky freeks was one of my family I would have them commited

post haste!

[pscot]

16. No wonder Reagan closed the asylums

He wanted his natural constituency to be able to get to the polls.

[muntrv]

2. I thought freepers celebrate with pork rinds and RC Cola.

[K8-EEE]

3. It all makes perfect sense:

Here I'll quote from one of the Freeps:

God is very clear on the fact that humans get 6000 years to attempt to rule ourselves. This is the six days of man. The Bible teaches that to God, in 2Peter 3:8, “a day is like a 1000 years.” And on the 7th day, the 7th 1000 year period, we get our rest, when Lord Jesus returns. I suspect we are very close to our 6000th year, but not quite. You would have to leave 7 years out for the tribulation, so at the very very latest, we could be in the year 5993, by God’s reckoning. It’s so hard to tell what year we are in from creation, since the calendar has changed so many times, also, since the day of creation, I suspect that the earth’s rotation has slowed quite a bit. Notice that during the tribulation, the Bible teaches that the “days will be shortened by a third”, which means that instead of a 24 hour day, we will have 16 hour days. God tells us that unless this shortening occurred, then we’d all perish. He will shorten the days so that the 7 years of the tribulation will be shortened. Perhaps the earth will accelerate on her axis after being struck by what the bible calls a “flaming rock from the Heavens” (space), which “blazes like a torch”, obviously a comet.

[rusty charly]

5. Just. Too. Pathetic.

[Blashyrkh]

7. Orbit of the Earth? You mean it's not a big chess board on God's lap?

WHAAAAAAAA!!!!

[K8-EEE]

13. Apparently one of the freeps believes there is a "firmament"

holding all the stars in place because he's using that passage to prove the Bible is literally correct about this...

Sheesh! Well you gotta figure, these are people who still believe Chimpolini is keepin' us safe from the terr'rists.....

[monmouth]

4. I reeely have a hedake....n/t

[rpannier]

6. I'll get them a cake made of unleven bread

That way they'll feel right at home --> 6000 years ago.

[Mojambo]

8. Those dudes are NUTTAY. n/t

[cloudbase]

9. That's about as scary

as the Jaywalking segments on The Tonight Show.

[mike_c]

10. oh my poor head....

Jeez, I read most of that thread. THat's pretty pathetic.

[RB TexLa]

11. Nice to know they can put God in their own little box. Powers and presence defined by our knowledge

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. Damn all them candles, will be a damn fire!

Bad joke given the situation of the day... but hell... why not?

Somebody get a fire truck to get it off, just not from SoCal!

[K8-EEE]

14. Speaking from L.A. and surrounded by 13 different fires....can I say...

LOL! Good one!

[juno jones]

15. Wow111 Earth is a Scorpio1111 n/t