To Prezdint Bush: Lotza Love from Southern California!

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For all those who don't know, Our Great Leader (gag!) will be gracing the Great State of California with his (skin-crawling) presence on Thursday, 10/25/07...and folks from SoCal are thrilled to pieces!

Mr. Bush, here's what some super SoCal'ers have to say about your upcoming visit, courtesy of the Los Angeles Times message boards (please note: all spelling, grammar, and format errors have been left intact):

"Please tell shelprock to stay away. We do not need him here ever. Go find Osama instead. We got it handled here."
Submitted by: Scott


"PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET BUSH COME HERE. ALL OF CALIFORNIA HATES HIM ANYWAYS, AND WE DON'T WANT HIS FRICKIN NASTY FACE ON NEWSWEEK NEXT WEEK, CAUSE HE IS AMERICAS NATURAL DISASTER. STAY OUT OF CALI BUSH YOUR NOT WELCOME"
Submitted by: cali girl


"ayessereeee KEEP THAT BUSH AWAY FROM ALL THIS BURNIN"!"
Submitted by: woohoo caligirl


"and really your not welcome mr bush. if you dare declare marshall law in california then we know for sure your gestapo plan is true and it was most likely your cronies that started these fires. and everyone in cali will be helping each other peacefully anyways like we always have so thank you but your presence is not welcome just so you can take a picture like you did on that war ship 3 years ago telling us the war was over so you could steal another election"
Submitted by: concerned american


"Bush please save the environment and the gas by keeping your airplane in dc and make sure fema stays with you. please ask them to just send us a check because we will spend the money way more wisely then they ever will. And it will only cost .41 cents in the mail. Cali will make sure the insurance companies pay up to those that lost their homes and spend the money helping them till they do. and yes the national gaurd is welcome because they WILL actually contribute something to our mess."
Submitted by: cali girl


"Very tragic. The idea of George Bush coming here for a photo op makes me sick to my stomach. The man has no credibility left. And California has no interest in him setting his sleazy feet on our soil."
Submitted by: m


"Ditto on Bush staying away and passing up the opportunity for a photo opp while So. California burns......"
Submitted by: eve


"Just heard Bush is coming to "survey the damage". Puleeeze.... Stay in Washington. Take however many millions of dollars it costs to ferry your and your entourage's ass around and put it into actually doing some good. We don't need you here. We need manpower and airpower, not politicians. The same goes for Arnold.... Stay in Sacramento and call the shots if you must... just don't waste our time and money -- unless that is if you can drop phoschek or water from your helicopters."
Submitted by: R. Vest


"Bush issued an emergency declaration. I sincerely hope he doesn't come anywhere NEAR SoCal. The media frenzy, the security, and the entourage would only make things worse. Heck, it's disruptive enough when he visits during good times. He can best help by staying the heck away."
Submitted by: Steve


"Just what we need. Another politiciian capitalizing on a disaster for face time! Ploiticians have no shame!"
Submitted by: Greg

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Hope you enjoy your stay, Mr. "Decider"......NOT!


:evilgrin:

[aquart]

1. Want him to stay away? Tell him the wind could come up

at any moment and the fires...well, who can predict where they'll go then?

Bush's defining characteristic is his cowardice.

[calimary]

5. Cowardice indeed! We should tell him the area is only accessible on horseback.

:rofl:

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6. That is an awesome idea! n/t

[Lasher]

7. Hahahahaha, I was gonna say that!

Everybody ride your horses to the photo op!

[aquart]

9. Perfect!

[melody]

2. Where's Pissypants landing? I'm thinking we should roll out some bowers of garlic. n/t

[piesRsquare]

3. You have some vendetta against garlic or something?

:rofl:

[la la]

4. I'm thinkin' he might be landing at

Los Alamitos--the field is right across the street from us--whenever he lands there, it's total lockdown--but they do light up Air Force One so that it can be seen miles away! Wonder how much energy that takes- and we're paying for it.

:banghead:

I wish he'd stay the f ck away.

[melody]

8. That's kind of what I was thinking

Well, I guess if all the New Orleans nature magic practitioners couldn't drive him off, there's nothing we can do in SoCal. We'll just all have to remember to wash everything after he leaves.

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10. Kick to spread that SoCal luuuuuuuuuuuuuv!

:)