Bush is giving a smirk-ridden and slurred speech on the evils of Cuba.

[Fridays Child]

He's stumbling over his words at an especially rapid clip, this morning. Does he need another med adjustment or did he spend last night curled up inside a gin bottle?

[rodeodance]

1. he sounded that way yesteday also

[provis99]

2. Can the Dolt-in-Chief even find Cuba on a map?

Does he know who's in charge? What the capital city is?

Who gives a crap what the Crazed-Monkey-in-Chief thinks of Cuba, anyways?

[Fridays Child]

4. My question is why the speech? Is he planning airstrikes on Cuba?

Or is this just some sort of random saber-rattling by the clown prince?

[Blackhatjack]

5. I have been wondering if Bush Advisors think it is time to invade Grenada again?

It worked before and could work again!

No loss of human life, total domination, would provide a platform to hawk the power of the US Military to take out a threat with preemptive strikes.

I wonder if Grenada appreciates the risk it is taking by not publicly backing the Bush Administration in Iraq?

[Perry Logan]

3. All in all, though, it's best to keep him sedated.

[GeminiProgressive]

8. The Cuban people

would put up one helluva fight if we were ever dumb enough to invade. They have a nationwide militia mixed in with the civilian population. They could easily reach FL if they don't already have sympathizers there. The CIA even admits that the gov. there is overwhelmingly supported by the people...so good luck Bush. Also, I think it would create a huge militant left-wing backlash in Latin America and possibly sanctions from the UN.

[Fridays Child]

6. Now he's rolling his Rs in the names Oscar and Rodriguez.

What a fucking dork.

[BrklynLib at work]

7. I wish he would get it over with and finally fall flat on his face in front of the cameras...

[Fridays Child]

9. He's rambling on and on like a liquored up banana republic dictator.

[BrklynLib at work]

10. Well..That is what he actually is...right?

[monmouth]

11. I remembe reading a while back that what he expels in the bathroom is

either collected or immediately flushed under supervision, so as to never be tested. Am I getting tinfoily here, does anyone else remember this???

[Disturbed]

12. Busholini has brain damage.

Most of the time the medication keeps him lucid yet the verbal center is affected.

[Fridays Child]

14. I was going to say how gross it must be to be Bush's shit collector but...

...if you think about it, aren't we all his shit collectors?

[bamademo]

13. Half of California is burning and Atlanta is running out of water...

...so why is he blathering on about the evils of Iraq and Cuba? He's getting crazier with time.

[Disturbed]

15. Busholini's handlers gave him that speech to distract the public

from reality.