Dumbass bush** supporter story thread

[acmavm]

I work with a guy, he's the head of the production dept., and he was telling EVERYBODY last week that he learned that the word Hamas is taken from the Spanish language and it means 'never', as in once you're 'in' you can never get out.

I finally had to tell his that Hamas is Arabic for zeal and members of Hamas are 'zealots'. And that there was NO DAMN 'H' IN THE SPANISH LANGUAGE.

You would not believe the people I work with.

[CottonBear]

1. Oy! I wonder where he heard that? RW disinformation radio maybe. n/t

[EnviroBat]

2. I just gotta ask though...

How do you spell Huevos Rancheros?

[Richard Steele]

3. Hola! Good question. nm

[izquierdista]

7. Hijo de puta!

A donde van todos los "H"es?

[acmavm]

8. Gerado says 'h' is 'j'.

[EnviroBat]

10. Don't worry about it, we're just ribbin ya...

:hi:

I do however believe that your co-worker doesn't know what the hell they are talking about...

[acmavm]

13. Oh, if I'm wrong I don't care, I deserve it. But I wonder now where

Gerardo really comes from. (Not really, he's brought in pictures of Cali, and I have to say that it is honestly a BEAUTIFUL place.)

[AnneD]

16. Let's be proper, Envirobat....

his co-worker doesn't know what the 'jell' his is talking about.:D

[EnviroBat]

20. Stop it...

:rofl:

Je's not going to like javing to confront jis friend...

It's nice to see there's still a sense of humor on this otherwise dark, and often viscous forum...

[acmavm]

24. He's not here this week, but when he comes back I'm sure

gonna ask what kind of Spanish the speak down there in Cali.

[acmavm]

23. Her co-worker.

[EnviroBat]

25. A thousand apologies... n/t

[Richard Steele]

18. Yeah, I know. Well, maybe not so much "know" as "vaguely recall", these days...

Just funnin' ya! :)

And yes, your resident "Hamas Expert" seems to be quite the dumbass.
I do not envy your having to work with such a person.

[acmavm]

4. Don't know. I was just told that by Gerardo a few days

ago. He's from Columbia and his accent is so thick he's barely understandable. But I do take his word for that fact. He oughta know.

edit: I screwed up where he comes from. He comes from Cali, the infamous drug cartel city. He will not even admit that shit goes on down there. He's really funny.

[zbird]

6. There is an "H" in the Spanish alphabet, it is just always silent. nt

[TheDebbieDee]

12. Maybe you should try to edit your friend's name from your post.

You never know what kind of nut may be reading this board, or any board for that matter.

[acmavm]

14. You're right and I did. Thank you.

[Dora]

5. Well, at least you were half right. nt

[acmavm]

9. True. Now I have to tell Gerardo, one of our technical engineers

that he's full of it. But it'll have to wait for Monday when he gets back from vacation. He maintains two houses. One here, one there.

[Lance_Boyle]

19. well, he's possibly right on a technicality

there is no letter pronounced "aytch" in Spanish. ;-)

[acmavm]

21. Out of curiousity now, (because I'm damn curious) how is it pronounced?

What do Spanish people say when reciting the alphabet?

[Lance_Boyle]

22. I learned

"ho-tah," or better yet "cho-tah," except not with a "ch" sound like "church," but with that (I call it "Phlegmish") sound like in "Chanukka."

[beltanefauve]

11. Jamas

means "never". Stupid fuck. (no, not the OP)

[acmavm]

15. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! So that's where they got it?

[Swamp Rat]

17. jajajajaja!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: no puedo parar! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: