Um you did whut now?

[AlCzervik]

Touting his accomplishments as mayor Tuesday while on the campaign trail in New Hampshire, Giuliani crowed, "I took a city that was known for pornography and licked it to a large extent, so I have my own set of qualifications."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/2007/10/24/2007-10-24_campaign_takeout.html

:wtf:

[flvegan]

1. "licked it to a large extent"

The city or the pornography, Gules?

[blondeatlast]

2. Oh, cripes--that's hysterical! I wonder what dress he wore while he licked it...

:rofl:

[LeftishBrit]

21. If the dress has a stain on it, you must send it to Kenneth Starr!

[Gormy Cuss]

3. No no no Rudy -- the slogan was "I LOVE NY"

Not "I LICK NY"

[nightrider767]

4. Guiliani In Prime Form

Giuliani " I licked PORN!!!" T-shirts soon to be available..

[AlCzervik]

5. i hope someone makes those because i want one. "Porn licker"

[Mist]

15. Or this? :

[blondeatlast]

14. Calling DU's Photoshoppers--"I dreamed licked NYC porn in my

Maidenform bra..."

[mlevans]

24. please let me know if any of these...

actually materialize anywhere; I would buy one in a heartbeat.

[acmavm]

6. Was he licking it in his 'apartment' that the city paid for? Where

he used to meet his girlfriend, now his wife, while cheating on his wife?

[monktonman]

7. so he was mayor of Los Angeles? n/t

[JackBeck]

8. And next week...

He'll be bragging about how he used the police force to raid gay bars throughout the city to check for underage drinking, while leaving the straight bars alone. Imagine hanging out at your local gay bar and all of a sudden 5 cops walk in and check everyone's ID's. Sent a huge chill throughout the community.

[Buzz Clik]

9. "Gay prostitution was rampant, and I pounded it. Hard. Really hard."

[lame54]

18. now - you are starting to get it

[Maestro]

10. Before 9-11

Gooliani was known basically for incompetence and his ex-wife, girlfriend dealings. He did nothing for NYC and only got the sympathy vote from neocons after 9-11. What a loser! Oh, and there is still plenty of porn in NYC and I am sure he "licked" a good bit of it.

[ProgressiveFool]

11. Now of course the follow-up question should be

Did he start licking in the middle and move up, or move down? Or did he just lick it up and down? How many licks did it take to get to the center of it, anyway?

[KitchenWitch]

12. And all along, I was thinking Ghouliani was nothing but a cheap opportunist.

[AlCzervik]

16. nope, he's a simple porn licker.

[baldguy]

13. Licked pornography?

They usually charge extra for that.

[tandot]

17. and New Yorkers are still trying to clean the city of his nasty saliva that is everywhere

:puke:

[cuke]

19. No wonder he left NYC with such a large deficit

The freak ordered it over the Internet and put it on the city's credit card

[Xenotime]

20. He let his own government attack it is what he is trying to say.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. He also blew the NYPD.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. I wonder how he addressed the issue of pork. n/t