Arnold Schwarzenegger lied - my Yoga class was cancelled.

[KitchenWitch]

x(

Can I sue him for pain and suffering.

:popcorn:

[Bluebear]

1. OMG I am *so* sorry.

:)

[KitchenWitch]

2. Thanks for the sentiment!

I am now so punchy that I am hysterically laughing at everything. I am literally hiding behind crazy laughter.

[Bluebear]

4. nobody will fault you for that!

[Mike03]

17. Nobody can blame you for that

That is a healthy, natural response to chaos, insanity, absurdity and being completely overwhelmed.

Like many others, you have probably been up for four days, and sleep deprivation certainly has a way of contributing to those feelings of losing one's mind.

[Mike03]

3. Your lungs thank you

Maybe you are better off, skipping yoga in this desultory air quality.

Or, you can go into a room in your house/apt, close the door and do yoga for yourself. Probably less stressful than in a class atmosphere.

[KitchenWitch]

5. True.

My wish is for the reptile rethugs to totally keep their mouths shut during all crisis and emergency situations.

I am so embarrassed to call the Gropenator our governor, after that "Californians are happy" bullshit last night.

[uppityperson]

6. I guess that duct tape and plastic may come in handy?

Seal yourself in a room and do yoga?

[KitchenWitch]

7. *chuckle*

:rofl:

[Mike03]

30. "Seal" was the wrong word

I always "seal" my door because my dog comes in and bumps me when I'm in headstand or shoulderstand. How about "close" the door and do yoga? Or, hell, leave the door open.

[uppityperson]

31. "twas a joke. Here's another...

Keep doing yoga so you are flexible enough to reach that canned tuna and dried milk stored under your bed.

I know, neither is very funny. Oh well.

[Mike03]

32. They are funny, in a grim way...

I am one of those pessimistic bastards who does store food and water. I even go further than just that, but no need to hijack the thread.

[uppityperson]

34. I believe in being prepared, have food way beyond "tuna & dried milk"

Living in earthquake, flood, fire, hurricane, tornado, snow, ice, etc country, people should have an emergency kit. Homelandsecurity's advice of ductape/plastic and tuna/dried milk is only a start and no, won't protect you against everything forever, hence joking about them. And why did they say I had to keep the tuna/dried milk under my bed?

[KitchenWitch]

35. I have emergency provisions as well.

[Mike03]

33. Yikes, I didn't use the word "sealed".

You really got me. Well, to your credit, I'm the kind of person who might well have used the word "sealed." Otherwise, I would have checked my post before now.

Are you psychic or something.

I should have used the words "seal with duct tape."

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. Damn it wasn't only you

who had a class suspended

:-)

[KitchenWitch]

9. Are you happy? I am happy...

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. Well with local folks yes, with idiots angry that aparently we didn't

have enough folks killed or the need to have armed patrols no

;-)

And before they say it, so far we have had a good response, don't count on it remaining the same

[Lone_Star_Dem]

10. Sue for emotional stress and mental anguish

Don't forget to tack on the attorney's fees either.

If nothing else he owes you that for having to put up with him as The Governator. :P

[KitchenWitch]

11. Can I sue Jesse Ventura too?

I lived in Minnesota when The Bod was governor.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

13. You've suffered under both The Governator and The Governing Body?!

There has to be some kind of cruel and inhumane punishment lawsuit in that someplace.

If not, you can always save it for if you ever go off. You've got the makings of a perfect insanity defense. :rofl:

[Critters2]

14. I heard him say that this morning on CNN...

That everything was fine...they had yoga classes in the evac shelters. Thank you, Governor, for supporting my stereotype of Californians. Food, water, shelter,....and yoga. All the essentials!

[KitchenWitch]

15. Critters, you have no idea how surreal this is

[Critters2]

16. I'm sure I don't, KW. I wish you weren't going through it.

But the next time they cancel your yoga class, head over to the Qualcomm Center. They've got 'em there.

[hisownpetard]

20. Kitch - Last I heard (or read), you were up watering your roof. So I'm happy to hear

that you're ok. Did your house survive?

[KitchenWitch]

21. It did, the fire got within a mile of us before the winds shifted.

If you would like to read more, I have blogged quite a bit about this...link is in my sig.

[hisownpetard]

27. Just read your blog. How frightening for all of you! Thank God you're safe now. nt

[KitchenWitch]

29. Yes, we are grateful and very fortunate

My heart goes out to those that were not so fortunate.

And Ahnuld? Piss up a rope.

[hisownpetard]

18. !!! nt

[Raine]

19. Mine wasn't cancelled but

I couldn't make it cause there was too much smoke and ash in the air...cough, cough.:banghead:

edit: for typo

[Critters2]

23. The governor is hosting them over at Qualcomm....

if you can get there.

[KitchenWitch]

24. We are both probably better off!

:grr:

[devilgrrl]

22. You mean you're not happy? He said we were all happy...

:popcorn:

[KitchenWitch]

25. Well since my backyard smells like campfire - it is singalong time "Kum Ba Ya" anyone?

:popcorn:

[begin_within]

26. He diverted the money from the yoga class to the building of a bisexual brothel which

he himself inspected in great detail before opening it up to the public.

[Critters2]

28. Au contraire

He announced this morning that there are yoga classes in the evac shelters. And Californians are happy!!

[bridgit]

36. i live within a block of the capitol here, you want i should take care of this for'ya?

cause i will ya'know

[KitchenWitch]

37. Of course

I am sure he will be back after bushie leaves.