He's baaaaaaa- ack....

[Coexist]

Judith has passed the torch, apparently.

Former Sen. Rick Santorum Gets 'Philadelphia Inquirer' Column

Also hired is George Curry, the former editor of Emerge magazine. They will alternate the weekly Thursday spot. Santorium's column will be called "The Elephant in the Room." He said it would not focus all that much on politics.

<snip>
The story in the paper today includes: "Talking about the threat of Islamic terrorism is now Santorum's main occupation, though the Republican sounds laid-back these days. He is pitching a movie idea to Hollywood and laughed off speculation about a political comeback in Pennsylvania."

The article explains that he has talked with "Hollywood producer Steve McEveety, who produced the Mel Gibson megahits 'Braveheart' and 'The Passion of the Christ,' on a movie idea that, naturally, has a terrorism element."

the rest...

The family responds:

[rurallib]

1. Nice tie - has he joined code pink?

[MADem]

2. That pic was taken on SEERSUCKER DAY

In summer, the Senate gets all dolled up their goofy seersucker suits. One has an overwhelming urge to ask someone for an ice cream cone....

[NanceGreggs]

5. Seersucker suits ...

... Every spring Sear's sells 'em to any sucker willing to buy one.

[MADem]

14. You got it!!!

And what's funny is, some guys just are cheap and won't buy a new one, and you see them with their gut hanging out, and they can't button the thing, but since they only wear it once a year....it's like baastids in the military with their formal uniforms!!! Sometimes, yer fat ass needs a bigger size!

They oughta set up a Senate Seersucker Locker for these cheapskats, and let people donate their suits, so that people who need to go up, or on the rare occasion (Arlen Specter, Ted Kennedy e.g.) down in size, can go check one out for the day!!!!

[NanceGreggs]

16. So TRUE!!!

Or the guys who have given up on being able to button them, so they just wear the jacket open - like no one notices that the damned thing is so tight, they can't move their arms!!!

:rofl:

[Catshrink]

37. What was that Meryl Streep called them in "Sophie's Choice?"

cocksucker suits? OH well.... if the suit fits.

[Va Lefty]

22. He's dressed like Herb Tarlek!!

I wonder if his belt and shoes match?

[Snotcicles]

41. Thats the full Cleveland

A Burnt Sienna leisure suit with white piping, belt and shoes. a large flower print shirt with ex-large collar.

[NanceGreggs]

3. Caption for lower photo:

"If you stop crying for even ONE SECOND, Mommy will squeeze your shoulders even HARDER!"

[Coexist]

29. lol! If I ever dressed my daughter up in something so 'throwback family values"

she would need decades of therapy.

[Bluebear]

4. Who is his fashion consultant, the Easter Bunny?

[TwilightGardener]

17. Don Johnson.

[Freedomofspeech]

6. Did you read that some idiot wrote a country western song..

about Sarah Santorum, crying in that awful picture? Martina McBride is going to sing it. The woman who wrote the song said she was so moved by that picture. So was I, right to the bathroom to throw up.

[Bitwit1234]

7. See that great big old cross on his lapel

where's his flag pin. Does he think the religious peeps can put him in.

[MADem]

15. Yeah, the TRAITOR!!! Bet he doesn't put his hand over his heart at the anthem, either! nt

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

8. The Elephant in the Room that Poops!

Much better name. Shouldn't there be truth in advertising? And in BS?

[Patsy Stone]

9. Dressed as the Easter Bunny?

:wtf:

[Coexist]

31. Personally, I thought he was going for Fred Garvin...

MALE PROSTITUTE!

[Patsy Stone]

36. LOL!

But there's hardly enough plaid (except of the Catholic school variety on Sarah). It's more like a box of PAAS exploded all over his nice white suit.

Perhaps he should consider these? Very economical at less than $200, and many times snazzier:

[Coexist]

39. How very ... um...

klassy?!

[Patsy Stone]

43. That's one word for it

Pimpadelic is another. :)

[SoCalDem]

10. SHAME on you for attacking that poor child

You could have at least shielded her face

[TwilightGardener]

18. Oh Jesus, that still cracks me up every time--happy "stickies" memories!

[SoCalDem]

46. Yeh.. I wuz robbed

:rofl:

[sam sarrha]

20. poor girl probably thought daddy had another dead baby to make her kiss

[Coexist]

30. eewwww...

I forgot about that.

[Raine]

28. Too funny

:rofl:

[JackBeck]

42. I continue to enjoy both of those pictures.

And I shared them with a few co-workers today who are new fans.

[Yael]

11. I am dumbfounded that the Inquirer did this

We voted him OUT for a reason.

*sigh*

[TlalocW]

12. I'll say it again about those kids...

Northern Catholics don't dress their youngest daughters like that - the Amish do.
Older sister behind her - A back-up singer for Prince from 1987 called. She wants her outfit back.
Young man, does Headmaster Dumbledore know you've left Hogwarts without permission?

TlalocW

[Ilsa]

13. He's going to preach to us about the "culture of death" blah blah blah. nt

[Forkboy]

19. The Joker called. He wants his suit back.

[sam sarrha]

21. isnt this the senator they found a dead woman behind his desk during the clinton impeachment that

never got reported.. basically covered up..??

[RamboLiberal]

23. you're thinking of MSNBC former congressman Joe Scarborough

from Florida.

[sam sarrha]

27. sorry.. their corpses are so hard to keep track of....

[SoCalDem]

25. No this is the one who brought a miscarried fetus home to meet his kids

and who railed about frivolous lawsuits, while his WIFE was suing a merchant because she fell (or something like that..I forget)

[yurbud]

24. those kids look like they want to go back to their real family

[FloridaJudy]

26. Too bad the Weekly World News is out of business

He and Ed Anger could rail against "Bat Boy on Dog" sex.

[malaise]

32. Rumour has it that there's an elephant

in his closet. Hope it comes out in one of those articles.

[uppityperson]

33. Phew, I thought you meant

zandor

[porphyrian]

34. POD PEOPLE!!! -n/t

[graywarrior]

35. Hey Rick! Pee Wee Herman called. He wants his suit back.

[Rex]

38. 'Ugh, daddy's ugly words made me soil myself!'

Poor girl.

[Wiley50]

40. Sanitarium? Oh Pleez! n/t

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

44. Stop attacking the kid.......

......what I REALLY want is the audio of him conceeding and the horrified woman in the audience screaming when he said so......wonder if the butterfly nets came down on her soon after. I certainly hope so.

[JBoy]

45. Doesn't look as sharp as Joakim Noah

[Gelliebeans]

47. that pink tie

actually hurts my eyes. Sheesh. Doesn't he know that he hasn't been gone that long and I quite sure NO one missed him?