Aussie barmaid fined for crushing cans with bare breasts

[133724]

An Australian barmaid who entertained patrons by crushing beer cans between her bare breasts and hanging spoons off her nipples has been fined, police said Wednesday.

Luana De Faveri, 31, was fined 1,000 dollars (900 US dollars) in the Mandurah Magistrates Court in Western Australia after pleading guilty to two breaches of the Liquor Control Act.

Another barmaid who helped hang spoons on De Faveri's nipples, Tracey Leslie, 43, was fined 500 dollars while the bar manager was fined 1,000 dollars for failing to stop the pair, police said in a statement.

"She was alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences" at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, about 80 kilometres (50 miles) south of Perth in June, police said.

The fines "send a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises," said Superintendent David Parkinson of the Peel Police District.

http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Aussie_barmaid_fined_for_crushing_c_10242007.html

Sorry.... No Pics.....

[aquart]

1. Well, it had to end sometime.

Better before the droop.

[tularetom]

2. you read my mind goddamnit

where are the fuggin pics?

[rurallib]

3. Will they be booked for the RepubliKlan convention?

[Poiuyt]

9. No, these are females

[BlueJazz]

4. A Poem about her. >>

A young Aussie sheila from Peel
Had a rack that was tougher than steel
She could crush empty beer cans
Without using her hands
But it's hard to believe they are real

The cop, not impressed by her feat
Saw her act while walking his beat
There was much evidence
Mostly from trouser tents
That she had been exposing her teat

[Lucinda]

12. :)

:thumbsup:

[JI7]

5. picture of her at this site, but she is covered up

http://alpineopinion.wordpress.com/2007/10/25/lovely-luana/

there seems to be a website dedicated to her

[DemInBuckhead]

6. She could always go to Clermont Lounge on Ponce de Leon Avenue

Blondie probably could use an understudy.

[Deja Q]

7. Nice cans.

:hide:

[riderinthestorm]

8. I could do that. I can't believe it's a marketable skill nowadays.

In my younger days before 2 kids and a couple of decades... I used to perform this trick in bars for free drinks or at parties for entertainment. Can't speak to the nipple trick but big boobs are notorous for crushing all sorts of things! :D

Heh. And now it's some kind of actionable offense?! Who knew!

(walks off, shaking head in amazement at the entrepreneurial skills of kids these days...!)

[133724]

10. I would offer to let you crush me but SWMBO would kill me.....nt

[Pastiche423]

15. Did you use your hands?

Also, can you make your breasts go 'round in circles, which each breast going in the opposite direction?

That's the only trick I can still do.

[petronius]

11. I never thought that the words "barmaid" and "bare breasts" could be used together

in a sentence that failed to be unsexy, but I was wrong...

[Swamp Rat]

13. Fined?

She should be paid for that service to humanity. :D

[tabasco]

14. Thank god for governments to keep us safe from stuff like this.

I really appreciate being protected from myself too.

[banana republican]

16. OH!!! the Hugemanity of it alll!!!!

AAAUUUUUUUUggggghhhhhhhh