Chimp pic

[deminks]

"I wanna rub your head"



or

"I know this company, Blackwater, ever heard of 'em? They're needin' a few bald...I mean good men like yourself."

[XemaSab]

1. Sez the other guy:

"Sorry, I don't swing that way. And you might want some gum or something... that scotch you had for lunch is still with ya."

[nightrider767]

2. Newwww Cleaaa EErrrrrr

"you're close my brother, keep working on it"

[CoffeeCat]

3. Yes, that's a Sharpie in my pocket....

...and yes, I'm going to use it to sign your fire hose.

[Sal Minella]

4. Somebody ought to tell ** that "rollin' up yer sleeves" when you're wearing a silk shirt is an empty

gesture, to say the least.

[silverojo]

5. Silk instead of cotton, eh?

Does that explain why the bastard is always soaked in sweatstains? :puke:

[Sal Minella]

10. Actually I think the blue shirt in New Orleans (the one he had buttoned wrong!!!) was cotton,

and I'm sure it was hot and humid in New Orleans -- but the Escondido shirt sure does look like silk to me.

And frankly, I've never owned enough silk to be able to tell you whether it "breathes" differently from cotton or not!!!

[Lisa]

17. this one?

Some DUers refer to this event as "the haunted mansion speech"






I don't know much about IDing fabric, but the greenish number he was wearing the other day does have more of a sheen to it ... I was wondering if it were a silk blend (if not 100%) or maybe a bit of rayon.

[Indi Guy]

6. Aren't you Colbert's black friend?

Whanna' be my ambassador to New Orleans?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. "Can I call you Jeff?" n/t

[Skidmore]

8. Oh, the body language. That guy's trying to get away.

[Perry Logan]

9. "Wanna see my WMD's?"

[lunatica]

11. It's hard werk clearin brush ain't it...

I do it all the time at ma ranch in Crawford.

[Lisa]

18. I wouldn't be surprised if he bragged on his "ranch chores"

He does have "the help" pile up his brush to burn during the fall and winter. And we already know that he had no qualms about blithely comparing the scratch he got from a cedar branch to the wounds received by injured Iraq War veterans he was visiting in hospital.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. "Whadda' ya mean, I'm a sorry, no account, low life, scumbag, bastid?

[lame54]

13. "Those california fires gotta be around here somewhere."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5UcZtYp8sv4

[spanone]

14. 'do you know a feller named gannon?'

[krispos42]

15. "Listen, numbnuts...

"Lemme rub you head or you'll be an 'enemy combatant' in Gitmo!"

[Neshanic]

16. Ugh! That hot firefighter having to sit next to that thing,