Something just occurred to me about larry, "wide stance", craig (i know time is everything)...

[Javaman]

if he had such a "wide stance" why didn't he use the handicap stall? According to ADA requirements, they have to accommodate wheels chairs, if mr. wide stance needed the extra room, that kind of stall would provide a lot more than he needed. Plus, it could easily fit 2 or 3 more people... ;) LOL

[TwilightGardener]

1. Probably because the handicap stall wasn't next to some hot young male undercover cop action.

[soothsayer]

9. lol!

[havocmom]

2. Perhaps that 'suite' in that notorious water closet was occupied at the time?

Nah, that cop might have noticed....

[NYVet]

3. You know, I think the only time a wide stance should be permitted is

when you are in a Sumo ring.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

4. I'm still trying to figure out how he got that "wide stance" with his pants around his ankles.

Or, knees.

[Javaman]

5. Well, he's at that age where the...

elastic banded pants are the style... LOL

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. That's quite a stretch....

[skypilot]

7. That's what I've ALWAYS thought.

God help me, but I actually tried this at home. I positioned my pants around my knees and then my ankles and tried to do a "wide stance". It's actually quite uncomfortable.

[Javaman]

8. I've figured it out...

tear away pants!!