Have you ever faked it?

[kimmerspixelated]

Just to be considered for a DUzy award? Ya know what I mean. Engaging in a certain kind of bumbling makeshift hilarity or attempting a general buffoon-like behaviour resulting in offbeat posts and replies even when you didn't feel like it? It's time to confess?

[Cooley Hurd]

1. I'm a male, and I've faked it...

:D

[gateley]

2. What are the DUzy Awards?

(just faking) :7

[TwilightGardener]

3. Oh...Oh...OOOhhhhhh!!!! YESSSS!!!

(Actually, no, until now.)

[taterguy]

4. I fake it when I think it will make other people feel better about themselves

Awards have nothing to do with it.

[MNDemNY]

5. Never in a million years.

[devilgrrl]

6. No.

:popcorn:

[hisownpetard]

7. No.

That's it. Just "no."
What, you want more? That's not enough of an answer?!
Jeeez.

[BuyingThyme]

8. Chertoff is bucking for a DUZY?

Under what name does he post?

[madokie]

9. are you kidding me, I'm getting too damn old to fake it

plus honeyberry would run my sorry ass off so fast that the next thing I would know she'd be driving a damn chevy if I was to start that shit too
but it has crossed my mind a couple times before though ;-)

[Warpy]

10. Absolutely not.

I am a wiseass and my wisecracks have all been perfectly legitimate.

[Stinky The Clown]

11. Go fake yourself

I'm no faking faker.

Or fakir, for that matter

[malaise]

12. You can't fake a DUzy

Well I can't. Mine were just immediate responses.

[monmouth]

13. Does "I have a headache count?"

[spanone]

14. un uh

[tandot]

15. IBTL.

Oh wait...this is not even a sex thread. How disappointing.

[Deja Q]

16. Fake what? I'll admit I've never had an orgasm, but that doesn't mean I'm going to fake it...

:hide:

[Warren DeMontague]

17. No, I'm a genuine buffoon.

My bumbling makeshift hilarity comes from the heart.

Really.

[porphyrian]

18. Nope. I behave erratically for my own purposes, not the acceptance of others. -n/t

[Deja Q]

19. For 'erratically' I had read 'erotically'

Sorry about that. :blush:

[porphyrian]

20. Hey, this gutter is only big enough one pile of minds. Heh, heh. -n/t

[Ghost in the Machine]

21. I once worked as a street sweeper for the city, but got fired because

I couldn't keep my mind in the gutter...

[Uncle Joe]

22. I have one foot on the high road and one foot on the low road,

and I walk real funny. My first instinct is to find a way to make light of or find the irony in something. Usually when it's getting late in my posting day, I will make posts that I end up regretting before I fall to sleep.

Regarding any other kind of fakery, just once.

[kimmerspixelated]

23. And I'll be in Scotland afore ye!