Sunday Night Funnies ...

[NanceGreggs]

Let's assume that the administration, White House personnel, RW pundits, and alleged media journalists post regularly in Freeperville. What do you suppose their user names would be?

A few suggestions of my own - please add to the list!

G.W. Bush: Decidererer-in-Cheeef, 2 Cool 4 Skool, NukularNabob,

Condi Rice: FerragamoFanatic

Tony Snow: ForkedTongue

Dana Perrino: Will_Lie_4_Bucks

Dick Cheney: Have Gun Will Travel

Donald Rumsfeld: Known Unknown

Rudy Giuliani: 9-11/9-11/9-11/9-11/9-11

Ann Coulter: Bulk-Sales-Bimbo, Adam's Apple Annie

Mitt Romney: UnderwearMagician

Michael Chertoff: Boney-Maroney

Babs Bush: Beautiful-Mind

Poppy (George H.W. Bush I): KidzGoneWild

Laura Bush: Buzzed 'n Bitchin'

Barbie Bush: Duh!Dummie

Jenna Bush: NotBarbie

Rush Limbaugh: Oxy-Brite

Karl Rove: MAD MATH!, Turdie-Boy

Bill O'Reilly: Loofa-Laugher

Bill Kristol: Crystal Balls, NotNostradamus

Bob Novak: In-or-OUTTED

Dennis Hastert: In-&-Not-Outted

Paul Wolfowitz: Boy Who Cried Wolfowitz

Anderson Cooper: Impordand Newz

Dr. Sanjay Gupta: DR-4-BUCKS

Tim Russert: Pressin'Meat4Profit

Katie Couric: Bubble Tease

Mark Foley: Boyz-2-Men

Norm Coleman: SpittleLick

Larry Craig: RiverdanceReprisal

Mitch McConnell: QueerEye4StraightGuy

Mrs. Alito: cry-me-a-river

Bill Frist: AsDiagnosedOnTV

Senator Vitter: ItDependz

Jerry Falwell: BlitheringFromTheBeyond



PLEASE add your own ...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Nance!

I bow to your greater wisdom and word smithing!

These are hilarious!

K&R, of course!

:patriot:

:rofl: :rofl:

[SoCalDem]

2. Larry Craig...Dancing Queen

.

[NanceGreggs]

3. LOVE IT!!! n/t

[krispos42]

4. Norm Coleman: Stageboot

Why, you might ask?


Because he fits on either foot...

[OneGrassRoot]

5. That's hilarious, and brilliant!

:spray: :rofl:

My favorites: RiverdanceReprisal and Crystal Balls!

:yourock:

[TomInTib]

6. Dougie Feith

AmNot

("the dumbest fucker on the planet")

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. Bill Frist: AsDiagnosedOnTV LOLOL

Great list Nance!


:yourock:

Gotta couple

Tom Delay: JackHoo or BugJuiceBoi

John Gibson: Lax Headroom

[hfojvt]

8. is Katie really that conservative?

Probably no worse than Brian Williams or even Diamond Dan. I remember tuning into CBS news in 2003 as they opened with a "Countdown to war" segment. Well, if that isn't a several month advertisement in favor of war. Countdowns, usually end with a blast-off or something, don't they? Unless you are talking about Asia's "Countdown to Zero" with the spoken refrain "Don't do it! Don't start the countdown to zero. We want to live. We will live. You've got your finger on the trigger - TAKE IT OFF!"

[krispos42]

9. Michael Chertoff: Skelator

Mitt Romeny" DogOnAHotCarRoof
Condi Rice: GucciGoddess



Oh, and I know what Bush's password is:

"password"


Well, it said "Enter password", so I DID!!!

:rofl:

[NanceGreggs]

10. Oh.My.God.

Well, it said "Enter password", so I DID!!!

:rofl:

[PollThis]

11. John Boehner : QuitStaringAtMyBoehner,

[bahrbearian]

12. Mrs. Alito: Really he's not like that at home.

[SoCalDem]

13. Okay...my list

G.W. Bush: Ctrl_Alt_Del
Condi Rice: No1Cd_Imagine

Tony Snow: SnowJob
Dana Perrino: IceQueen
Dick Cheney: Prez
Donald Rumsfeld: Ih8_oldEurope
Rudy Giuliani: WTC911
Ann Coulter: IH8evry1
Mitt Romney: hairspray

Michael Chertoff: Skeletor
Babs Bush: Eatoatmeal
Poppy.. Bailout
Laura Bush: Xanaxany1
Barbie Bush: the other one

Rush Limbaugh: GotOxy

Karl Rove: rattlesneak_in_the_grass

Bill O'Reilly: Peabodywinner

Bill Kristol: YOUgofight
Bob Novak: Chicletchompers
Dennis Hastert: wrassle_yeti

Paul Wolfowitz: wantedbankjob
Anderson Cooper: imporDant_BriDain
Dr. Sanjay Gupta: ResidentExpert
Tim Russert: Potat8ohead
Katie Couric: perky4vr
Mark Foley: cmerelittleboy
Norm Coleman: whatdentalwrk

Larry Craig: DancingQueen
Mitch McConnell: yrtlturtle

Mrs. Alito: bwaaaaaaah
Bill Frist: luvcats
Senator Vitter: CHANGE ME

Jerry Falwell: hotdownhere

[NanceGreggs]

16. GREAT LIST!!!

But Donald Rumsfeld: Ih8_oldEurope is truly beyond brilliant!

:rofl:

[WillyT]

14. Dick Cheney

ImWithStupid



:evilgrin:

[NanceGreggs]

17. Absolutely Inspired!!! n/t

[alfredo]

15. Mike Huckabee: NotJimNabors

[SoCalDem]

18. I knew he remined me of someone..that's IT Jim Nabors..

:)

[alfredo]

19. Surprise Surprise

that was his big catch phrase, I believe.

[JeffR]

20. OK, then

George Will: StillWrongAfterAllTheseYears

Cheney: FamousLastThroes

Mike Huckabee: IHeartMe

Arlen Specter: Yes_No_Yes

Ron Paul: StoppedClock

[SoCalDem]

21. Mike Huckabee: IHeartMe... love it n/t