My day as a high school counselor - Friday, October 26th

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Mon Oct-29-07 10:24 AM
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My day as a high school counselor - Friday, October 26th

Hello, I'm James, a lefty counselor (like there's good, god-fearing Christians who would do this), and a proud member of a leftist teacher's union planning to take over the nation, albeit very subversively. I want to go over a typical day in my work. Friday the 26th would be a good example.

Early Friday, I enrolled 4 gays and lesbians to infiltrate our school and convert straight students to the gay lifestyle. This is part of the homosexual agenda that we have been working on for several years, and we're seeing some results. Students seem to be more tolerant, and we are seeing more students adopt the lifestyle. These four undercover students can continue to push the agenda, and hopefully we'll have added more to our cause.

2nd period - the state has mandated the pledges for America and Texas be recited over the speaker and rooms. Then the students have to acknowledge a moment of silence. Well, this liberal was going to put a stop to that. I was able to get on the all call during the pledges, and when it came to the part of "under God," I screamed into the phone "under the Flying Spaghetti Monster." Then, during the moment of silence, I was able to get back on the all call and play some backward masking tracks from The Beatles and Pink Floyd.

Third period - to the health classes! Fourth period is lunch, and I wanted to hand out condoms to all the students. I wanted to promote sex by handing these out - we all know that giving out condoms will make our students more promiscious. Abstinance training is no fun - students will be taught that sex is bad and that means they will never do it before marriage! We can't have that! I'm hoping that handing out the condoms will get some of our kids to have sex after lunch behind the portables. It's part of our liberal agenda.

Fifth period - visit English classes and discuss some literature. Today, it's the book "My Two Dads." Now I know it's a bit elementary, but it's good to discuss this situation with the students as part of the homosexual agenda. Discussion is good, and we get to bad mouth the more traditional marriages. Again, maybe we can convert more students to the homosexual lifestyle.

6th period - hitting the American history classes. We are going to discuss how evil our founding fathers were, and that we should reject them for their evil ways. We will discuss wonderful socialists throughout the century, and praise Fidel Castro for being able to continue to keep his revolution going under the threat of America' evil imperialistic urges. As part of our overall agenda, we must promote a hatred of all things American.

7th period - the weekend is coming up, and I'm back in health classes. My topic of discussion is to those who may not have dates this weekend. We talked about masturbation, and the best ways of doing this. What I found out was alarming, and Al Franken was right - our high school students are masturbating at a fifth grade level! This is a problem that we must address!

End of the day. One of my Freshman came to me saying she was pregnant. No problem I said, I have the name of a good abortion doctor. I told her she didn't have to get a parent signature; I would forge one. I told her to keep having sex, and that is alright if she got pregnant again. The liberal agenda is abortions on demand, and we want to continue having as many young women possible having abortions.

Whew, what a day, but we liberals in education are winning the culture wars! We are promoting the homosexual agenda, a hatred of America, a dim view of religion, and SEX SEX SEX!! It's a difficult job, but those of us working in the trenches have to keep the fight going. Oh, and by the way, DEATH TO AMERICA.

Freepers will probably read this, and think it's true. But this is the way they see public education in our country. Nothing, obviously, can be further from the truth. If I did any of these things, my ass would be gone. And this would happen to anyone else in this country also. So when I hear people like O'Really talking about "social indoctrination," I just laugh. What planet do these people live on?