Remember the George Wallace supporters of the late sixties? Well these "Dixiecrats" inevitably jumped ship to the GOP. That's part of the reason why thy republican party is filled to the brim with CRAZIES today.
My older brother used to eff with their heads big time. We'd be at the swimming pool parking lot and some retard with a Wallace sticker rolls by in his 66 Lincoln with suicide doors. Stuck in exiting traffic my brother walked up to the guy driving with window down and said:
"Sir, I'm sorry to embarrass you but someone stuck a Wallace sticker on your car".
The idiot would get STEAMING mad and yet he was held hostage to traffic while getting a lecture from a 19 history major. Good lecture too. My brother never lost his temper and pulled this trick off several times in my presence.
Works well with modern day Bush supporters too. Those idiots still stupid enough to keep the sticker on their car anyway. You just have to update the remark, be polite and not get angry. When the moron's wife is in the car expect to hear something like:
"Harold I told you to take that sticker off. It's long past the election and makes you look dumb".
"All right Alice. Yes dear".
My brother eventually grew up to be a distinguished attorney (who mastered many other trades). Sadly he died far too young of a hereditary neurological illness. What better way to celebrate a person's life than to remember the times they made you laugh so hard you pist your pants?
A tad more info on my brother John here:
http://www.griefnet.org/library/reviews/j/journeyalsR.htmlThe deadly neuromuscular disease ALS strikes adults of all ages from all walks of life. Some are well known -- actor David Niven, soap star Michael Zaslow, Sen. Jacob Javits, physicist Stephen Hawking -- and their stories have been told and retold. This book is about the rest of us. People like Marcie Gibson, diagnosed at age 23 while pursuing her dream to become a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader; Fred Kanzler, a retired engineer; Garland Neill, a long-haul truck driver;
John Cahalan, a lawyer and a lover of the outdoors. 
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