Just in time for Halloween: "Endtimes delivery ministry Demonbusters" can save you from . . . .

[Bluebear]

Fortune Telling, Ouija Board, Cards, Good Luck Charms, Seances, Edgar Cayce, Jeanne Dixon, Mind Control, Witchcraft, Four-leaf Clover, Rabbit Foot, Wishbone, ESP, Transcendental Meditation, Yoga, Hypnosis, Drugs - Tranquilizers and Pain Relievers, Incense, Dungeons and Dragons, Pendulum, Palm Reading, Automatic Handwriting, Pierced Ears, Horoscopes, Signs of the Zodiac, Voodoo, Magic, Levitation, Waterwitching, Tea Leaf Reading, Secret Organizations and Lodges, Eight Ball, Smoking, Chewing Tobacco, Dipping Snuff, Drinking Alcoholic Beverages, Kabala, Handwriting Analysis, Strychnine, Arsenic, Spirits of Gene and Chromosome Damage, Crystal Ball, Tarot Cards, Psychic Readings, Spiritualism, Sorcery - Drugs - Pharmakia, LSD, Rubik's Cube, Clairvoyance, Telepathy, Para-psychology, Enchantments, Potions, Ankh, Peace Sign, Star of David and Five Pointed Stars, Artifacts, Tatoos, Owls and Frogs, Snakes Self Realization, Deja-vu, Martial Arts, Buddism-zen, Hinduism, Taoism, Yin and Yang, Confucianism, Acupuncture, Hare Krishna, Bingo Gambling and Playing Cards Gambling, Astral Projection, Eckankar, Reincarnation, Arthur Ford, Ruth Montgomery, Divining for Metal or Minerals or Anything Else, Psychosybernetics, Mind over Matter, Pyramid Power, UFO, Trances, Dolls (Originated in Voodoo), Psychometry, Psychic Predictions, Clairaudience, Second Sight, Auras, Metaphysics, Mental Science, Vision, Superstition, Fetishes, Runes, Amulets, Talismans, Satanism, Indian Witchcraft, Sun or Moon Worship, Spiritual Healing, Italian Horn, Indian Religions, Warpaint, Maize Fertility, Christian Science Healing, Omens, Karma, Rock and Roll, Mediums, Hex Signs, "Jesus" Rock and Roll, Itial, Irish, Gypsy, German, Etc., - Witchcraft, Rappings, Poltergeists, Haunted Houses, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Tolkien, Conjuration, Incantation, Idolatry, TV Shows like "Merlin", Walt Disney, Rose Mary's Baby, Reading Hari, Biofeedback, Jehovah's Witnesses, Christian Science, Rosicrucians, Theosophy, Unity, Mormonism, Unitarians, Bahai, Spiritualism, Scientology, Swedenborganism, Christodelphiamism, Inner Peace Movement, Spiritualism, Spiritual Frontiers Fellowship, Association for Research and Development, Religious Research Foundations of America, Eckankar, Urantia, Moonies, Subud, Latihan, Islam, The Way, and other religions using the Bible but denying or omitting the Divinity of Christ, and/or the Atonement of His precious Blood, any group denying existence of heaven or hell, Catholic Church.


And if this trainwreck of a page isn't enough, at the bottom of the page is a link asking "Do you need skin care or makeup products?" :rofl: I guess you don't want to face the rapture without applying and reapplying your cosmetics!


http://www.demonbuster.com/winningow.html

[marmar]

1. Who you gon' call? Demonbusters........

:P

[Der Blaue Engel]

2. I want to be saved from Rubik's Cube!

Thank God someone finally has the solution!

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

3. And Jeanne Dixon, and "German" and "Irish"...

:silly:

[Sequoia]

4. And now, for the new X Files show:

From all over the United States come reports form believers that they are being bypassed on their jobs by less qualified people. In federal and state agencies many believers report that they seem to be put on a shelf and status quo exists while new people zip to the top with advancements.

Some business executives report being fired without reason.

Marriages considered quite solid suddenly break up.

Children with a previously dependable record become erratic.

We think that the real answer is that many people are being controlled by witchcraft.
*******
Oh boy!!!

[metalpurist83]

22. this is an old website

i remember seeing this exact website when i was in high school like 5 years ago - and i would love to actually meet theperson who made it.

mind you, i don't agree with anything on the page - but i do love listening to nuts.

[Sequoia]

29. Now I'm hungry!

[BushOut06]

5. Swedish Borgs?

Okay, some of the stuff I can understand if you're looking at it from their perspective. Obviously, you can't expect very many Christians to condone occult-related activities.

Martial Arts?
Rubik's Cube?
Science fiction?
Rock n' roll, not even "Jesus" rock'n'roll?
Walt Disney?

Do they want to wipe out all owls, frogs, and snakes?

I don't know what's sadder - that these groups still exist, or that they are still attracting new converts.

[Tesla]

7. What's hoodoo

"including the influences of witchcraft, evil powers, spells, hexes, vexes, voodoo, hoodoo, roots, potions or any such things "

[BushOut06]

8. It's that stuff that you do so well

You know, the "hoodoo that you do so well". At least, it's a phrase I've heard a few times, although I never really knew what it meant either.

You don't really expect that these idiots actually know the definitions of all these things, do you? They just sound scary and dangerous if you're one of them.

I like how they threw the Catholic Church at the end. I'm surprised they didn't throw homosexuality and Jews on the list, although they very well might be on some expanded list.

[Bluebear]

10. There was some email going around years ago about things heard in court

One exchange was something like "So, Mr. Witness, do you do voodoo?" "Who do" "You do. Voodoo." "Who do, we do?" and on and on lol.

[Tesla]

27. everyone but them!

[Chovexani]

12. Hoodoo is an American folk magick tradition

It's a highly syncretic tradition that incorporates aspects of West African religio-magical practice (such as that practiced by the Yoruba people, whom many black Americans are descended from) and Christianity (particularly Catholicism), various American Indian tribal stuff and even Judaism. It's practiced mostly in the South by blacks but there are lots of white Hoodoo practicioners too and Hoodoo workers can be found all over the place. Another term for Hoodoo is Roots, (as in "working roots" or "puttin' on roots") because of the heavy use of herbs and roots in the workings. It is a very folksy tradition concerned with practical things like getting a job, romance, luck in gambling, etc. The word mojo actually comes from Hoodoo, the mojo bag is a collection of herbs, stones, etc that is a charm. Old school blues music references this stuff a lot, especially the old Mississippi Delta blues, as Hoodoo is very strong down there. Hoodoo is strictly about magick though, there are Christians, Wiccans, atheists that use it.

It is NOT the same as Vodoun (popularly known as Voodoo), which is a religion unto itself.

Read more about it on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoodoo_%28folk_magic%29

[Tesla]

26. Thanks!!

[IndianaJones]

6. cool...I'm having issues with warpaint and arsenic. nt.

[BushOut06]

9. I thought that was pretty odd also

Condemning warpaint, but then having an ad do purchase makeup? Aren't they enticing you to commit a mortal sin by doing that?

Also, I don't understand their opposition to dolls. Dolls have been around FAR longer than voodoo.

[BushOut06]

11. Looks like Rush Limbauch is FUCKED

Drugs - Tranquilizers and Pain Relievers

[DCKit]

13. What, no Harry Potter? No Dumbledore? WTF? nt

[Bluebear]

14. They are still on Edgar Cayce, who died in 1945, so please be patient.

:rofl:

[DCKit]

15. No doubt, but they REALLY dropped the ball on their Harry Potter issues. nt

[MisterP]

16. what's Italian Horn? a posh gay café? Gypsy protection? call Borat!

[Bluebear]

17. Very nice, high five!

[atommom]

18. Don't forget the soap operas!

Soap operas have a powerful grip on the mind. Mind control, soul removal and entrance of evil spirits all occur in the person watching them. Emotionalism, violence, passion, anger, lust, free love, hate, you name it, the opportunity for many to enter the person is there. For example, Dallas brings about spirits that would seek to corrupt every form of business and home life.

The authors, writers and script writers are absolutely polluted with it. As a result they produced Star Wars, Jaws, Empire Strikes Back and many more. Many movies are the most horrible, grotesque, powerful, satanic, indescribable, treacherous, revolting, productions. Words cannot describe the effects that witchcraft has had in our entertainment field. Filling the observer with fear and opening him up for demons to enter is the goal of each horror movie.

There is hardly a page of movie ads that are fit to read. You want to remember that witchcraft includes the use of sex. You see people who are delving and dealing in witchcraft have no ability to develop any love such as the Holy Spirit and the scriptures define as love.
The only love they have is the sexual activity. To them that is love. So the sexual activity is not only important to them but it is a powerful factor in their generation of force. Sexual activities and stimulation is not only used as a subverting factor, but as a counterfeit of true love and the sending forth of more powerful curses.

In witchcraft books they suggest that you go out in public with no clothes on except a raincoat and then take the coat off in an elevator to build up their energy or power. I feel the braless and bikini looks have their roots in witchcraft.

It would be funny, but some people actually believe all this.

[MisterP]

21. what's "soul removal"? isn't that just death?

[Withywindle]

Snakes Self Realization?

"I realissssssed...I wassssssn't hissssssing asssss well asssss I wassss born to. And I let too many ratsssssssssss get away...because I wasssssss afraid of my true ssssssself. Could barely dare to sssshed my sssssskin to ssssee the real me underneath. Now I usssse affirmationssssss every day."

[derby378]

19. I think Demonbusters is just some self-proclaimed exorcist in a trailer

But yeah, I think it's hilarious.

[HuffleClaw]

20. 'rubik's cube', 'tolkein', 'star of david', 'peace sign', and the worst of them all, DOLLS !'

what a bunch of fucking loons.

[NuttyFluffers]

23. crap, got Arthur Ford and Ruth Montgomery kung-fu fightin' on my lawn right now!

what's that number!? :yoiks:

[metalpurist83]

24. ok, i meant to reply here...

this is an old website.

i remember seeing this exact website when i was in high school like 5 years ago - and i would love to actually meet theperson who made it.

mind you, i don't agree with anything on the page - but i do love listening to nuts.

[Bluebear]

25. welcome to DU

[atommom]

30. It looks as if this piece was written some time ago. The examples

they used, like Dallas and the early Star Wars movies, and the omission of Harry Potter tell me it hasn't been updated in awhile. If it were written today, I'd expect to see Britney Spears, 9/11, Desperate Housewives ... all the currently Satanic stuff. ;)

[LibertyLover]

28. "Maize fertility"?

What in the name of heaven is "maize fertility" and given that we are using lots of corn that should be going into the food chain to make bio-fuels, isn't maize fertility something we want? I loved the "reading Hari" which I take to mean Harry Potter. Of course, they failed to mention Wicca, which means that my religion is more powerful than their religion :woohoo: . And finally, the deliverance from warpaint juxtaposed with the cosmetics link at the bottom of the page. Things that make you go :wtf: ?

[Ilsa]

31. "I bind and cast out the evil spirits in OSHA, HUD, IRS, EPA, HEW, and welfare." nt

[atommom]

32. If by "evil spirits" he means "Republicans", that's a fine idea. nt