What happened to all my spam?

[Dr.Phool]

I've been getting spam for the last several months pitching "pump and dump" stock deals, Viagra, penis enlargers, etc.
Tons of it. Everyday.

I just got back in town after 3 days, and checked my e-mail. No spam. None. Nada. Zilch.

Did they shut down these purveyors while I was gone?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

1. I think they finally drop people who haven't ordered the stuff

in over 6 mos. hee hee

[Bandit]

2. If you wish I will send you mine

They sure as hell haven't stopped sending to me...What have all the women been saying anyway? Why do they insist I need a bigger penis? :shrug:

[Dr.Phool]

4. I think they've been talking to my wife.

And if they'd talk to my bank, they'd know I can't afford to buy stock either.

[rhiannon55]

5. I don't know, but

why do they insist that *I* need a bigger penis?

My husband's penis is MORE than adequate... :rofl:

[Crabby Appleton]

3. you can have mine

[Bobbie Jo]

6. Hey Doc...I found your spam.

Somehow it found it's way into my inbox. :shrug: Being the helpful DU'er that I am, I fixed you up with a low-interest mortgage, repaired your credit, scored some kick-ass meds, renewed your hottt chix subscription, and (no need to thank me now) you have a date with Destiny on Saturday night!:woohoo:

Enjoy! :evilgrin:

[Rainscents]

7. I got one yesterday about cheap natural Viagra.

Of course, I have no use for it since, I am a woman and don't have partner.