Georgia Lawmaker: Jews Secretly Behind Evolution

[ck4829]

Powerful Texas state Rep. Warren Chisum (R), an advocate of religious-right causes such as banning adoption by gay couples and amending the state constitution to ban same-sex marriage, has passed along a “memo” from a kindred spirit in the Georgia House claiming that “teaching evolution amounts to indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs,” reports the Dallas Morning-News.

“Indisputable evidence – long hidden but now available to everyone – demonstrates conclusively that so-called 'secular evolution science' is the Big Bang, 15-billion-year, alternate 'creation scenario' of the Pharisee Religion," writes Mr. Bridges …

Mr. Bridges also supplies a link to a document that describes scientists Carl Sagan and Albert Einstein as "Kabbalists" and laments "Hollywood's unrelenting role in flooding the movie theaters with explicit or implicit endorsement of evolutionism."

Bridges, the sponsor of bills to undermine the teaching of evolution in Georgia, referred Texas lawmakers to a web site dedicated to opposing both the theory of evolution and that the earth revolves around the sun. According to this web site, which offers state legislators Bridges’s anti-evolution bill as model legislation, "the Bible and all real evidence confirms that this is precisely what He did, and indeed... The Earth is not rotating...nor is it going around the sun."

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/2007/02/georgia_lawmake_1.html

[derby378]

1. JUDEN RAUS!!

Der Schisse is about to hit der Fan...

[hlthe2b]

4. Mein Gott!

Du bist richtig!

What a friggin idiot....!

[hatrack]

85. Amerikaner!! Wehrt Euch!!

Denkt NICHT bei Republikaner!!!

[Behind the Aegis]

2. Now there's a new one!

Hadn't heard that one before!

[derby378]

12. I never wanted to bring this out into the open...

...but I always suspected Christian fundamentalists and neo-Nazis were trying to find a way to pin evolution on the Jews.

Didn't want to give anybody ideas, though - "the enemy" watches this site, too, y'know.

[Behind the Aegis]

20. This is just odd.

I have heard lots of things attributed to my tribe, but this is a first! I wouldn't worry about giving them ideas, I am sure they already had them!

[Judi Lynn]

56. Don't know if you could accurately call them "ideas!" It's hard to believe

something like this actually was troubled by the presence of an actual "idea!" There must be a word to cover it.



REPUBLIC Rep. Warren Chisum

[mmonk]

3. Pretty soon, we'll back to the blood libel

and Christian children being kidnapped. That idiot needs to be removed from office.

[Behind the Aegis]

8. Let's hope he doesn't read that book by the Italian Jew. n/t

[PlanetBev]

5. Nuthin' new here

The JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
did it.

Been hearin' it all my life.

[Jagger69]

6. Well at least

He's one right-winger that doesn't blame Bill Clinton for everything!

[Benhurst]

7. As I recall, the Jews had something to do with

the book of Genesis as well.

:scared: :scared: :scared:

:rofl:

[gratuitous]

50. That occurred to me, as well

Gee Mr. Chisum, one Jewish myth or another. Which do you want to believe?

:rofl:

Reminds me of the governor's race here in Oregon a couple of decades ago. The Democrats put up Neil Goldschmidt and the Republicans ran Norma Paulus. I had a friend who took great delight in asking his Republican friends if they were going to vote for the Jew or the woman.

[HockeyMom]

9. The Pope is Jewish?

I was taught Evolution in Catholic School 40 years ago.

[DavidDvorkin]

14. The Pope wears a yarmulke

Draw your own conclusions.

[DavidDvorkin]

10. So Darwin's family was secretly Jewish!

That explains the way he looked when he was an old man.

[AX10]

11. "Judenvolken" are not welkomended in herr rural parts.

Will the MSM go after Warren Chisum now?
Will this crap ever stop?

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

13. Your Welcome...

With all the shit we get blamed for, if this guy wants to attribute to us the greatest leap in science since Copernicus that is fine with me.

[slackmaster]

19. SINCE Copernicus?

To get back to the Real Turth you have to go back BEFORE Copernicus...

What strikes you as being some thoughts that people would have if--in the short space of a few weeks--the universally held conviction that the Earth rotates on an "axis" daily and orbits the sun annually was exposed as an unscientific deception?

Keep in mind that a rotating, orbiting earth is not counted as a mere hypothesis or even a theory anywhere in the world today. Oh no. Rather, this concept is an unquestioned "truth"; an established "fact" in all books and other media everywhere, church media included.

Copernicanism, in short, is a concept that is protected in a bunker under a 50 foot thick ceiling of solid "scientific" concrete. It is meant to be impregnable. It is a concept that has become ensconced in men’s minds as the indestructible cornerstone of enlightened modern man’s knowledge. Virtually all people everywhere have been taught to believe--and do believe--that this concept is based on objective science and dispassionate secular reasoning, now long since freed from religious superstitions based on the Bible.

Indeed, it was this Copernican heliocentricity concept that gradually broke the back of Bible credibility as the source of Absolute Truth in Christendom. Once the Copernican Revolution had conquered the physical sciences of Astronomy and Physics and put down deep roots in Universities and lower schools everywhere, it was only a matter of time until the Biological sciences launched the Darwinian Revolution....

See http://www.fixedearth.com/knowledge%20impact.htm

[Orangepeel]

36. "Copernican heliocentricity"? This congressman is being PUNKED!

Jesus (no pun intended)! I'm not convinced this isn't an elaborate practical joke on this fool of a congressman.

[slackmaster]

38. The fixedearth.com site is for real

Nobody would put that much effort into a crank site unless they really believed it.

[Puzzler]

66. Hey... what's with the spherical Earth???!!!

Everyone knows that the Earth is really FLAT! I will not read anymore of these "round-Earth" lies!

-P

[slackmaster]

15. Superstring Theory is a Kabbalist Conspiracy!

It's TWOO!

http://www.fixedearth.com/kabbalist%20Superstrings.htm

I'll bet you didn't know that the Tennessee "Monkey Trial" of 1925 is rooted in Copernicanism. It's ALL THERE if you would only bother reading:

http://www.fixedearth.com/links/monkey_trial.htm

[cloudbase]

16. Chisum is from Pampa,

and that's just about at the stone age here in 2007.

[donco6]

17. Damn, break out the white hoods AND the Inquisition!

Just when you thought geocentricism was finally dead . . . sigh.

[Leopolds Ghost]

18. This guy thinks Evolution is a "Jewish plot"?

To marginalize knuckledraggers?

I thought Christanity was a 2,000 year old Jewish sect. So, obviously, Christianity is to blame for evolution.

Who lost the long, losing battle against Homo Sapiens Sapiens? Was it the Democrats?

Georgia State Senator Introduces the Neanderthal Freedom & Protection Act...

[derby378]

21. It ain't "Evolution" anymore, son - it's "EvolJEWtion!"

:rofl:

[Leopolds Ghost]

35. If we don't do something they'll EVOLVE even further!

"The Jewish Liberal Conspiracy is trying to render our weapons of war useless and ineffective!"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

83. Drats! So THAT is why they have those big, hooky noses!

They EVOLVED them to steal all our oxygen!!!!11!!111!

[checks-n-balances]

32. Obviously, this 'lawmaker' has yet to evolve into a Homo Sapien himself

It's just embarrassing to admit to living in Georgia anymore - ever since Diebold turned it into a so-called 'Red State.'

[damntexdem]

22. Chisum has now apologized, saying he didn't realize the memo was anti-Semitic.

LOL!

But he still wants Creationism taught alongside evolution in science classes.

[rinsd]

25. Am I 12 or does anyone else think Chisum's family name is an apt description?

[Pacifist Patriot]

29. Which would confirm my estimation of his intelligence.

[rpannier]

23. Forward into the 12th Century n/t

[derby378]

24. I just visited that "Fixed Earth" website...

Man, I need a beer. :rofl:

[Greyskye]

31. oh. my. ghod.

I went there as well. (http://www.fixedearth.com/) Wow! :wow: The jaw-droppingly mind-numbing ignorance at that site is simply overwhelming! I especially liked the time lapse photographs of star tracks which were given as PROOF that the stars rotate around the earth. :crazy:

[Bjorn Against]

40. According to these people we are practicing "occult mathematics"

All of the evidence that is required to expose and destroy the counterfeit Copernican Model of a rotating and orbiting Earth--and the entire evolutionary paradigm resting upon that counterfeit--is set out in this book (HERE) & in scores of links on this web page.

Those who read some or all of these links will quickly realize that this is no idle claim. Rather--as will become evident with each subject listed--there is abundant hard proof that both the Copernican Counterfeit and the Big Bang Evolutionary Paradigm that is built upon it are factless frauds from start to finish.

Indeed, the diligent reader will be astonished at the level of demonstrable hi-tech fraud, baseless assumptions, occult mathematics, etc.,--all part of a religious conspiracy!--that has been at work over many centuries implanting the incredible evolution myth about the origin of the Universe, the Earth, and Mankind.

I must admit, it is true. Every time I add 1+1 I am really trying to make Satan rise once again.

:rofl:

[rpannier]

45. Well you are writing using Arabic (terrorist) numerals

It's so obvious isn't it?

[derby378]

65. The Arabs actually borrowed those numerals from the Indians

The good news is that they're not terrorist numerals. The bad news is that if you've been putting off that Roman numeral LED clock project, now's the time to pull it out of the attic, because we're all still using pagan numbers.

[Raksha]

78. I looked at it too--that is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen! n/t

[LeftishBrit]

26. I never believed in time travel before...

but how did this bloke manage to travel here from the 15th century?

[Pacifist Patriot]

34. He's why I have to give eugenics another glance once in awhile.

JUST KIDDING! Still....

[piedmont]

27. Holy crap!!! Geocentrism? Really????

I'm used to hearing the usual young earth creationist drivel, but these idiots are actually bold enough to put their belief in geocentrism out there for all the world to see. That's stunning. A belief system discredited for hundreds of years, obviously wrong to anyone who looks up at the sky, absolutely incompatible with the real-life experiences of astronauts and aero-space engineers is actually being accepted as Truth by ELECTED representatives of the people. I'm starting to wonder if we're re-entering the Dark Ages.

[Leopolds Ghost]

37. But... Those moon landings were staged. n/t

[Pacifist Patriot]

28. Put him in the same padded room as the Virginia state legislator...

who, in January, said Jews need to apologize for murdering Christ.

[Solly Mack]

30. Ouch! Ouch! It hurts! It hurts!

Oh, my brain!

[mmonk]

33. I have a book on Kaballah and two or three books

by Sagan but I never put it all together. I'm so glad these learned men from Texas and Georgia have set me straight. Well, I'm so glad we live on a fixed earth. I bet it's not millions of years old either, right? Just a 3 tier universe with an elevator ride when you die and the direction depends if you've been "saved", I guess.

[The Backlash Cometh]

39. Holy shit! Why would the Jews be behind evolution? They're already

ahead based on the Bible. They're God's Chosen People. Why risk losing that edge by backing evolution?

[WindRavenX]

41. I didn't think anyone actually believed the Sun revolved around the Earth.

Wow.

Someone really IS that dumb.

[Usrename]

73. Yeah, really. It's an embarassment.

# Twenty percent of Americans think the sun orbits the Earth. Seventeen percent believe the Earth revolves around the sun once a day (The Week, Jan. 7, 2005).

http://www.brianarner.com/weblog/archives/001527.html

Now do you understand how Bush has a 30% approval rating?

[WCGreen]

42. It was Darwinburg before they changed the name....

[scarface2004]

54. that's funny

but it was actually darwinbergerstein!

[WCGreen]

58. A real Jews Jew....

[C_U_L8R]

43. You can't make that stuff up

I mean - yeah - they made that stuff up
but it's pure inadvertant comic genius !!!
wow. such fantastical writing... i might rip
some off for a song or something.
It's just too weird. hahahaha

[Gatchaman]

44. Seriously, can this guy be removed from office for incompetence?

Geocentrism? He's off his rocker, plain and simple.

[Matariki]

46. To any and all JEWISH people on DU

THANK YOU!!!! Thank you for the wonderful gift of Evolution, which you evidently have been "secretly behind" . All this time, who knew. Well I for one would like to express my gratitude for no longer having to live as a one cell organism!

and btw, the first I ever heard about the earth being 6000 years old, created with the dinosaur bones already in it, was from an orthodox jew.

[Jacobin]

51. How very odd

The various of the various religions really do have some strange dogmas. And most fundamentalist xtians these days are all high behind Israel and want Armageddon to happen so 'all the Jews will become xtians"

Strange days we live in. very strange.

[treestar]

47. They also caused global warming

:sarcasm:

When I hear the accusation that the Jews run the world, I usually say, well, they haven't done such a bad job of it, considering the evils of humanity.

[ikojo]

48. Those who think Jews run the world have

obviously not attended a synagogue congregational meeting.

[slackmaster]

57. I knew several Jewish families quite well in my youth

Eating with them was always a joy. The kids were ALWAYS fighting and yelling at each other.

A girl in my high school class invited me to a Passover seder. She and her younger brother were having a heated argument over the feast, and their parents (an MD and a double PhD BTW) were getting very annoyed. The girl set everyone off into near hysterics by saying "Nothing Jonathan says matters, because Jonathan wasn't planned!"

I almost suffocated trying to suppress my laughter.

[Az]

49. Darwin was studying to be Anglican Parson and the Big Bang was proposed by a Catholic Preist

So yeah... thats really up there in the ole jewish heirarchy.

[Hekate]

52. Please, won't someone tell those idiots that? rofl

:rofl:

Hekate

[tavalon]

79. Do these folks seem like the type to absorb any new information?

I'm just sayin'...................

[Hekate]

53. self-delete -- dupe due to overly nimble digits on the keys

[piedmont]

61. Yeah, well, they weren't Southern Baptist, so they weren't "real" Christians!

The mindset of some of these people is if you're not a drinker of their particular flavor of Kool-aide, you might as well be a Satanist.

[DUHandle]

55. Well, its certainly true that the Jews

have been around longer than the Christians.

[undeterred]

59. How do they have time when they're so busy controlling the banks?

[robertpaulsen]

60. WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!

Someone send this to Keith.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

62. I knew it!

I also suspect they have something to do with penicillin, gravity, and the wave nature of light.

[sakabatou]

63. The dry cleaners called

They have your white hood and robe as well as your brown uniform.

[leeroysphitz]

64. Didn't I see this guy in the Borat movie?

I'm sure it was him...

[allalone]

67. it took me a couple of minutes to open this

because my mind was actually boggled. Where on earth do these people come from?

[allalone]

68. in the next evolution plan adjustment

could we possibly get a better knee design?
appreciate it.

[dysfunctional press]

69. "indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs"...

ummmm...don't christian schools do this every day?

[Ignacio Upton]

70. Oh no! The JOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!!!

:crazy:

[Bluebear]

71. Chisum must be a self-loathing Jew.

re:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=223490&mesg_id=223490

:sarcasm:

[Behind the Aegis]

72. .

:evilgrin:

[NuttyFluffers]

74. how can such people say such things without their heads exploding?

or at least their pants bursting into an apocalyptic conflagration?

maybe shit isn't that volatile...

[Doondoo]

75. NIIIIIIIIIICE!

[RebelOne]

76. Jewish Groups Demand Apology From Georgia Lawmaker

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/11030053/detail.html

[tavalon]

80. Wow. They actually took time out from pointing and laughing to demand an apology!

Good on 'em.

These people are too stupid to live but sadly, not too stupid to breed.

[salin]

77. Georgia & Texan Lawmakers as evidence countering (social) darwinism

a sorta how did these folks make it through the gene pool moment?

Btw, it appears that the 'analysis' and paper distributed was written by the Ga lawmakers campaign manager' husband. http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/012504.php

[recoveringdittohed]

81. Is it real or is it the Onion?

The link appears real and not satirical, Yikes!

[frogcycle]

82. just explored the website

for once I am absolutely speechless


no, wait, I do have a comment

now I understand why bush's poll numbers have not completely flatlined

[mainer]

84. I think we're all being had. No way that website isn't tongue in cheek

I mean, think about it, folks! Mathematics is evil? The earth isn't really rotating? That so-called "rightwing website" has got to be some jokester's idea of satire.

[Hoping4Change]

87. No its not tongue in cheek, and its not a RW website. The site

monitors the Religious Right.


From their site:

"People For the American Way Foundation Celebrates More Than 25 Years

People for the American Way Foundation has been fighting the Religious Right for over twenty-five years, protecting against the Right’s backward vision of bending America’s politics to reflect their narrow political vision. That’s why we speak for the common good and defend the civil rights and liberties that sustain a free society.
Over the past twenty-five years and counting, we’ve grown into an organization that today mobilizes 1,000,000 members and supporters nationwide to fight for our values and beliefs: equal rights, freedom of speech, religious liberty, and equal justice under the law for every American. Check out our ongoing accomplishments below. "

[Dudley_DUright]

86. Golly, how I miss Molly (Ivins)

Can you imagine how she would eviscerate Mr. Chisum with a few well chosen TX derived pearls of wisdom? His idiocy would probably have rated a chapter or so in her next book, were she still with us.

[Hoping4Change]

88. On one level it is hysterical given the Religious Right endorsement of Israel.

Its shocking how Xhristian fundies have been going whole hog to support Israel.

[Kber]

89. Jews are behind evolution too?

Are we causing it? Are we evolving? Is our evolving forcing other things to evolve too?

No wonder we are the choosen - who know we had such God-like powers?