Warning: Do not kiss your Thai transvestite hooker on the mouth

[Swamp Rat]

Warning: Do not kiss your Thai transvestite hooker on the mouth
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BANGKOK, Thailand (15 Nov 2005) -- Thai transvestites are often pretty enough to fool tourists and expatriates into taking them home for the night, but the unwary foreign visitor risks losing his wallet as well as his pride, Thai police warned Monday.

Members of a transvestite gang have confessed to concealing strong sedative pills under their tongues and spitting them down the throats of their victims while kissing, causing them to pass out so they can be easily robbed, police said.

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The victim told police that after they arrived there he kissed one of them, then felt dizzy and passed out, and woke up ten hours later to find that his cash, watch, mobile phone and notebook computer had disappeared.

"One of the suspects confessed to investigators that she concealed a tranquilizer tablet under her tongue and spat it into the mouth of her victim while they were kissing deeply. The victim quickly passed out," Akachai said.

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Several years ago, members of another transvestite gang in the eastern seaside resort city of Pattaya admitted they applied strong tranquilizers to their nipples in order to drug and then steal from unsuspecting men.

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http://www.cdnn.info/news/travel/t051115.html

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[Bluebear]

1. Alert Neil Bush!

Seriously, what a tactic!

[Tin Man]

9. LOL, good one!

:rofl:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

30. O.M.F.G

Funniest reply ever... :spray: :applause:

[WinkyDink]

2. NOW ya tell me.....!

[LeftyMom]

3. I for one am SHOCKED!

That this isn't a Matcom thread.

It's a sad world we live in where even Thai hookers can't be trusted.

[villager]

4. "Transvestite gang?" That's begging for an indie film treatment...

n/t

[Swamp Rat]

14. More like Monty Python... we had a tranny gang here in New Orleans who robbed clothing boutiques.

:D

[villager]

19. "The Good Taste Gang?"

n/t

[Swamp Rat]

21. The Thieving Divas

:rofl:

Transvestite gang pesters Magazine St. in N.O.
New Orleans City Business, Jun 26, 2006 by Richard A. Webster

Robyn Lewis, owner of Dark Charm fashion and accessories for women, represents the first line of defense for the Magazine Street shop owners. She is the first to see them come strutting in their pumps down St. Andrew Street, the bewigged pack of thieves who have plagued the Lower Garden District since May.

Like an SOS flare, Lewis grabs her emergency phone list and starts calling.

They're coming, she warns Eric Ogle a salesman at Vegas, a block down Magazine Street. Ogle, who was terrorized by the brazen crew two months earlier, alerts neighboring Winky's where manager Kendra Bonga braces for the onslaught.

Soon every shop owner in the 2000 block of Magazine Street has been alerted.

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http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4200/is_20060626/ai_n16515506

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Thieving divas hit Big Easy boutiques
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By Anne Rochell Konigsmark, USA TODAY

NEW ORLEANS — Along a funky stretch of Magazine Street, shopkeepers are on the alert for criminals dressed to steal.

A gang of cross-dressing shoplifters, tall, slender men in brassy blonde wigs, stiletto heels and skintight tank tops, have been terrorizing clothing stores for months. They've hit at least a half-dozen times since shops reopened after Katrina hit on Aug. 29.

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A shop called Turncoats, which sells slinky tank tops and T-shirts, recently got looted for about $2,000, says owner Wes Davis. The female impersonators don't seem to be carrying weapons and instead use distracting props like fake babies or real toddlers.

"It was all the loudest, the brightest of our inventory," Davis says of the stolen goods. "Neon green zip-ups, hot pink tank tops. Loud, fun, go-out clothing. ... They use the fact that you don't want to stare at them, and that gives them time to rip you off."

The shoplifters strike an intimidating pose, towering well over 6 feet in their high heels, Davis says. When they're not wearing wigs, they sport dreadlocks with a blond streak down the middle. Once their arms are full of merchandise, they flee in a white Toyota driven by what appears to be a woman, Barras says.

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http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-07-09-new-orleans-thieves_x.htm

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[EFerrari]

29. LOL! And the DRIVER is a woman.

:rofl:

[WinkyDink]

22. The Tranny Tranquilizers.

[Selatius]

5. Is Thailand's economy so goddamn shitty that people have to do this to survive?

Honestly, what gives? Why do they do this? Is it because there is no better way to make a living???

[hippiechick]

You could ask any of a number of women in the US that same question ...

:shrug: It's not just Thailand ....

[kenny blankenship]

18. Not to survive, but to get sex change operations

and a few outfits on the way.
(but seriously it is always "that shitty" in overcrowded countries.)

[hippiechick]

6. Jeez, and I thought *I* knew all the tricks !!!

:spank:

[Solly Mack]

7. Well, they were looking for a roll were they not?

and they got rolled.

[davsand]

8. Swampy, this is TRULY a public service announcement.

Wow. I feel so much safer, somehow...

:rofl:




Can I just say that I didn't realize KISSING was even part of the transaction? I swear, I DO get an education here on DU!


Laura

[conscious evolution]

10. LOL I was afraid to

open this thread for a second!
If I ever find myself in Thailand I will keep that in mind!

[iconoclastic cat]

11. Wait a damn minute...why didn't the pill dissolve and knock HER out?

And wouldn't you kinda notice a pill being shot down your throat? I would! I call bullshit.

[Swamp Rat]

15. Well, they ARE 'professionals' ...

I suppose her friends could carry her home if she swallowed some, but I assume they know how to control their mouths and throats... it's in the job description, no? :D

Even if you did notice something going down your throat, by then it would be too late to do anything about it.

[orleans]

12. my initital reaction: that's hysterical!

(i've either got a wicked sense of humor, or i'm a real bitch. i think the word "gangs" is what did me in)

[Bucky]

13. Hey, thanks for the warning, Swampy!

I'll be dedicating my first orgasm to you.... the second I find me one of them Thai tranny hookers.

[Swamp Rat]

16. LOL!

:rofl:

[kenny blankenship]

17. "the second I find me one of them Thai tranny hookers"

at least you're quick!

[Hubert Flottz]

20. That's why you should never...

go ANYWHERE without plenty of duct tape and plastic wrap!

I shelter in place everywhere I go just in case!

EDIT...you can't be too careful.

[nealmhughes]

23. Thai culture is apparently quite tolerant of cross-dressing male hookers,

they are known as "Ladyboys" and are very, very popular in certain areas of the country, such as Western sex tourism sites like Phuket, Bangkok, etc.

The other draw for the sex trade is that so many Thais are very "tiny" in Western terms and can pass for a pre-pubescent, when in reality they are adults.

Evidently there is a booming trade to and from London, Sydney, and LA to Thailand...for sex.

[redqueen]

24. There's another area to be wary of as well...

:blush:

[EFerrari]

25. Which proves once and for all who the really smart people are.

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

26. Exactly!

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

27. I'm in the wrong body AND in the wrong business.

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

28. See post #21

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