What will the RW accuse Speaker Pelosi of next?

[slj0101]

Poll question: What will the RW accuse Speaker Pelosi of next?

First it was a nonexistent plane, then a nonexistent copyright violation... then what?

- Leaves boogers under her table.
- Refused to share her toys as a child.
- Believes soccer is the sport that should be called football.
- Jaywalked once in 1974. Watergate scandal kept story off the media.
- Conspired with evil Cuban doctors to give Sala Burton* cancer.
- Is actually a man in drag.**
- Replaced all her compact fluorescent light bulbs with incandescent ones.
- Cried when Sadam was hung.***
- Was the hitwoman hired by the Clintons to kill Vince Foster.
- Other.

* Wikipedia: "Representative Phillip Burton died in 1983 and was succeeded by his wife, Sala. In late 1986, Sala became ill with cancer and decided not to run for reelection in 1988, and suggested that Pelosi run for the seat. Sala died on 1 February 1987, just a month after being sworn in for a second full term. Pelosi won a special election to succeed her, narrowly defeating San Francisco Supervisor Harry Britt, and took office on 2 June 1987."

** Accusation likely to be made by Ann Coulter.

*** Unnamed sources said she whispered, "Goodbye Daddy."


edited for spelling gaffe.

[wryter2000]

1. So hard to choose

I went with cried when Saddam was hung, but I think "Is actually a man in drag" is a good possibility, too. San Francisco values, you know.

[zbdent]

2. Was the person who actually sunk the Japanese fishing boat

that all the students were on in Hawaii in 2001, then doctored the evidence to suggest that it was a US sub, and, (get this) a "Pioneer" friend of George W. Bush was at the sub controls at the time ...

I forget if she forced down the US spy plane onto Chinese soil before this or after ...

[slj0101]

3. Funny- I thought that was the Clintons.

The Clintons are also retroactively responsible for the Black Death that devastaed Europe in 1348.

[treestar]

6. LOL.

Too funny.

:rofl:

[treestar]

4. Jaywalked in 1974

Also killed JFK and broke into the Watergate building to plant the evidence against E. Howard Hunt (he always has something to do with any conspiracy that is ever alleged).

[asthmaticeog]

5. "Goodbye Daddy!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Inserting THAT little tidbit was truly a stroke of genius, wasn't it?

:evilgrin:

[asthmaticeog]

9. Hell yeah.

Sly comedy here in the cluck cluck humor-free prig zone? asthmaticeog approves. :thumbsup:

[slj0101]

10. Thanks.

Sometimes, I'm just too clever for my own good.

[KharmaTrain]

8. Tracking Mud On The Nice Clean Carpets

Or maybe cause she put her mucklucks by the cornstarch.

[William769]

11. Other.

A transvestite.

[Richardo]

13. Um, that's what 'man in drag' means.

:thumbsup:

[Blue-Jay]

14. Takes one to know one!

:D:thumbsup:

[ruiner4u]

12. being the father of anna nicole's baby..

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

15. Telling Dick Cheney he has two lovely daughters

Dick will get justifiably outraged for such a slanderous statement about his family.